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Here’s The Butt-Tweet Missouri Governor Jay Nixon Doesn’t Want You To See

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Your important election day update as provided by Jay Nixon and some butt crack.

#Florida

Politicians In South Miami Want South Florida To Become Its Very Own State

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A resolution passed by South Miami politicians would turn South Florida into the 51st state.

great ideas

A Pro Wrestling Company Based On Fox News Is Happening And Needs Awful, Awful Writers

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A guy on Craiglist wants to start a wrestling promotion based on political characters, conspiracy theories and storylines. Also, EVIL JEWS.

Politics

A New Study Reveals The Most Popular Shows To Advertise On For Each Political Party

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This study confirms exactly what you think, regardless of what you think.

Sexting

Democratic Congressman Suggests Sexting As A Way To Organize Voters

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It's doubtful the 74-year-old politician even knows what texting is.

#Twitter

The Government Is Spending A Million Dollars To Examine Twitter Memes

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The federal government is really interested in knowing how those fake death rumors get started.

rick perry

Rick Perry Was All Smiles For His Booking And Then He Got Some Ice Cream

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Texas Governor Rick Perry turned himself in on charges of abuse of power today, and he followed it up with a delicious scoop of ice cream.

JESSE VENTURA

Jesse Ventura Wins $1.8 Million In Damages In Defamation Lawsuit

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Jesse Ventura wins lawsuit against now-deceased Navy SEAL.

Politics

Mike Rowe Is Running For County Judge In Lafayette, Arkansas

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How bad are things in Lafayette, Arkansas? A group of locals petitioned him to run for county judge there...and he's going to do it!

things we did not need

Sarah Palin Launches Online TV News Channel Where You Can Watch Her Make Salad, Talk Politics

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Because the world was lacking in outlets for Sarah Palin's unfiltered opinions, here's the Sarah Palin Channel!

Politics

Meet Einstein, The Serious Activist Dog That Is Running For Mayor Of Oakland

Even though he can't really run for office, Einstein is the Occupy dog that is making a name for himself in Oakland's mayoral race.

#Supercuts

This Is Just A Fantastic Supercut Of Al Sharpton Pronouncing Every Word Wrong

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Just try to keep a straight face as Al Sharpton butchers the words scrolling on the teleprompter in front of him.

Politics

A Texas Politician Parodied ‘Let It Go’ In An Attack Ad And It’s Even Worse Than You Think

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David Dewhurst isn't about to let Dan Patrick take his job without delivering some ice cold burns.

#video games

The Next ‘Call Of Duty’ Is Going To Get All Political On Us

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'Call of Duty' is going to tackle a real, serious political issue with its next game. Or possibly just use it as a justification for a dumb action movie plot.

#seth meyers

Watch The White House’s Powerful Sexual Assault PSA, Starring Daniel Craig And Steve Carell

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The White House's PSA on sexual assault and rape stars Steve Carell, Benicio Del Toro, Daniel Craig, Seth Meyers, and more.

Politics

Jon Stewart: Why Is Hillary Becoming A Grandmother A Big Deal When Romney Had A ‘Grandchild Petting Zoo’?

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Jon Stewart sees a double standard that still exists in American politics, and he is not pleased with it.

SOUTH CAROLINA

Today’s Incredibly Nasty Political Attack Ad Comes To Us From South Carolina

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South Carolina gubernatorial candidate Vincent Sheheen is the target of one hell of a vicious political attack ad.

PORN

Pornhub: Democrats Watch WAY More Porn Than Republicans

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Who watches more porn, blue states or red states? Pornhub has the answer.


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