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News Reporter Touches, Smells Human Sh*t On Television Broadcast

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St. Louis's KSDK 5 reporter Elizabeth Matthews is such a serious journalist that she picked up a handful of human crap in her bare hands.

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Amazing? Gross? Both? Somebody's Selling Sarlacc Pit Toilet Decals.

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Make your friends laugh and keep girls from staying the night with the sarlacc pit toilet!

BABIES

Baby Poop Sausage Is A Thing, Because You Don’t Eat Enough Crap

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Scientists from Catalonia's Institute of Food and Agricultural Research have made healthy, probiotic sausage using bacteria cultured from baby poop.

JASON LONDON

‘Dazed And Confused’ Star Innocent Of Pooping In Police Car

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'Dazed and Confused' star Jason London will have his charges dropped after pooping in a cop car when he was hammered. Best. Poop. Ever.

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A Sorority Girl Got Revenge On A Two-Timing Alabama Frat Guy By Sh*tting On His Bed. Because College.

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Things got poopy on a recent hazy night in Tuscaloosa when an Alabama fraternity guy ditched one sorority girl for another.

BUSINESSES

Here’s An Important Reminder To Never Upset The Bakery That’s Making Your Cake

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A New Zealand bakery owner became fed up with an indecisive customer and sent her a cake that looked like poop and a note that read: 'Eat sh*t.'

POOP

Man Proposes With Manure

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Who says chivalry is dead.

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John Cena’s Shocking Revelation: ‘I Pooped Myself’

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In a new clip for the upcoming episode of Total Divas, John Cena admits to Nikki Bella that he once crapped his jorts while wrestling.

‘Flaming Bag Of Poop’ Prank Goes Terribly Wrong

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You can never be too careful when attempting the "flaming bag of poop" prank.

ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS

Texas A&M Punter Drew Kaser Is Gonna ‘Drop Bombs’ This Weekend. What Does That Mean?

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Texas A&M punter Drew Kaser says he plans to "drop bombs" this weekend. We consulted Urban Dictionary to explore exactly what he means by that.

CHICAGO BLISS

The LFL Wants To Be Taken Seriously. Here’s One Of Its Teams Pantomiming Taking A Dump.

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The Chicago Bliss of the LFL celebrated a touchdown by pretending to take a dump on one another. It's even less sexy than it sounds.

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The Cycle of Poop + The Morning Links

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If you thought <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/08/bathroom-reading-7-iconic-poop-scenes">my scat scene feature</a> was too abstract, then maybe you'll enjoy this ultra clean informational video about what happens to your fecal matter after it leaves your sight/anus.

A SHORT FILM ABOUT KILLING

Examining 7 Iconic Poop Scenes, Set to the Bristol Stool Scale

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Editor's Note: By now you may have noticed Evan Harold's writing voice in your <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/tag/morning-links" target="_blank">morning links</a> and <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/07/comments-of-the-week-kirk-cameron-blows" target="_blank">comments of the week</a> posts these past few months.

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Are You The Drunk, Naked Girl Who Smeared Poop All Over This Craigslist Poster’s Car?

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All Craigslist ads should include the sentence, "...but you were also taking a dump and piss on my lawn at the same time." Impressive.

BREAKING BAD FINALE COUNTDOWN

AMC Has Released The First Teaser Clips From The Final Eight Episodes Of ‘Breaking Bad’

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Here are the first super-short teaser clips from the final eight episodes of "Breaking Bad." This is really happening. Time to get serious.

CREEPY OLD GUYS

One Sh*tty Story: Creepy Old Man Spied On Strangers From Inside A Toilet

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This whole story, about an old man who spied on strangers from a public park toilet, stinks.

COMMENTS OF THE WEEK

Comments of the Week: Jennifer Aniston’s Unholy Bowels

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This was a good week for FilmDrunk comments, and I'm proud of you all.


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