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A New Poop Delivery Service Made $10,000 In Its First Month Of Business

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A new service called 'Sh*t Express' will send completely anonymous, personalized horse poop to you or anyone of your choosing.


Police In England Are Looking For A Serial Pool Pooper Responsible For Shutting Down A Water Rave

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Someone pooped in the pool and now everyone has to leave. What a party pooper.


All Aboard The Poop Express: There’s A Bus In The UK That’s Powered Entirely By Sh*t

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"Bio-Bus" seats up to 40 people and runs on the biomethane gas that's produced from the treatment of sewage and food waste.


Can You Resist The Quality Of Nick Offerman’s Handcrafted Wood Emojis?

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Emojis are so hot right now and Nick Offerman is trying to corner the communication market by using his special skills.


Listen To Adam Pally’s Intensely Awkward Vegas Poop Story From ‘Conan’

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Adam Pally stopped by 'Conan' to talk about his epic toilet trouble during a recent trip to Vegas and the reactions are priceless.


Slipknot’s Dreams Of Burning Camel Poop At Their Music Festival Have Now Been Dashed


You can take away a man's oil drums filled with burning camel dung, but you'll never take away his DREAMS.


An Indiana Teenager Was Arrested For Leaving A Waitress A Tip Covered In Sh*t

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I don't care how bad your service was, there is never, ever an excuse for leaving a waitress a tip covered in human sh*t.


Slipknot Has An Upcoming Music Festival Which Will Intentionally Smell Like Burning Camel Poop

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Slipknot's upcoming 'Knotfest' is going to feature an 'official smell' or burning camel feces. \m/


Scientifically Accurate Sonic The Hedgehog Is Hereby Anointed The Strangest Sh*t Today


ADHD is ruining more childhood memories with 'Scientifically Accurate Sonic The Hedgehog'. But seriously, why does he do that with poo?

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News Reporter Touches, Smells Human Sh*t On Television Broadcast

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St. Louis's KSDK 5 reporter Elizabeth Matthews is such a serious journalist that she picked up a handful of human crap in her bare hands.

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Amazing? Gross? Both? Somebody's Selling Sarlacc Pit Toilet Decals.

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Make your friends laugh and keep girls from staying the night with the sarlacc pit toilet!


Baby Poop Sausage Is A Thing, Because You Don’t Eat Enough Crap

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Scientists from Catalonia's Institute of Food and Agricultural Research have made healthy, probiotic sausage using bacteria cultured from baby poop.


Cute Loopy Poop Poops a Poopy Loop O’ Poop


Is there an Oscar for headlines.


‘Dazed And Confused’ Star Innocent Of Pooping In Police Car

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'Dazed and Confused' star Jason London will have his charges dropped after pooping in a cop car when he was hammered. Best. Poop. Ever.


A Sorority Girl Got Revenge On A Two-Timing Alabama Frat Guy By Sh*tting On His Bed. Because College.

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Things got poopy on a recent hazy night in Tuscaloosa when an Alabama fraternity guy ditched one sorority girl for another.


Here’s An Important Reminder To Never Upset The Bakery That’s Making Your Cake

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A New Zealand bakery owner became fed up with an indecisive customer and sent her a cake that looked like poop and a note that read: 'Eat sh*t.'

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