FAMILY FEUD

Allow This ‘Family Feud’ Contestant To Teach You How To Poop Like A Caveman

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In case you ever find yourself needing to communicate with cavemen, you now know how to tell them you need to 'drop a deuce.'

CHANNING TATUM

Channing Tatum Shows Jimmy Kimmel His Daughter’s Marlon Brando Poop Face

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Channing Tatum revealed to Jimmy Kimmel that his daughter looks like Marlon Brando when she poops.

nature is beautiful

Know What Sucks About Diving With Whales? Being Sucked Into A Whale Poop Whirlpool

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Not only are whales no longer cool, but chocolate milk is off the menu and 'Free Willy' is ruined.

BILL GATES

Here Is Bill Gates Drinking A Glass Of Water That Used To Be Human Poop

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The Janicki Omniprocessor has the power to turn sewage into clean water and energy, and Bill Gates couldn't be happier to drink from it.

shit express

A New Poop Delivery Service Made $10,000 In Its First Month Of Business

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A new service called 'Sh*t Express' will send completely anonymous, personalized horse poop to you or anyone of your choosing.

POOP STORIES

Police In England Are Looking For A Serial Pool Pooper Responsible For Shutting Down A Water Rave

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Someone pooped in the pool and now everyone has to leave. What a party pooper.

POOP

All Aboard The Poop Express: There’s A Bus In The UK That’s Powered Entirely By Sh*t

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"Bio-Bus" seats up to 40 people and runs on the biomethane gas that's produced from the treatment of sewage and food waste.

#Conan

Can You Resist The Quality Of Nick Offerman’s Handcrafted Wood Emojis?

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Emojis are so hot right now and Nick Offerman is trying to corner the communication market by using his special skills.

#Conan

Listen To Adam Pally’s Intensely Awkward Vegas Poop Story From ‘Conan’

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Adam Pally stopped by 'Conan' to talk about his epic toilet trouble during a recent trip to Vegas and the reactions are priceless.

slipknot

Slipknot’s Dreams Of Burning Camel Poop At Their Music Festival Have Now Been Dashed

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You can take away a man's oil drums filled with burning camel dung, but you'll never take away his DREAMS.

POOP

An Indiana Teenager Was Arrested For Leaving A Waitress A Tip Covered In Sh*t

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I don't care how bad your service was, there is never, ever an excuse for leaving a waitress a tip covered in human sh*t.

POOP

Slipknot Has An Upcoming Music Festival Which Will Intentionally Smell Like Burning Camel Poop

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Slipknot's upcoming 'Knotfest' is going to feature an 'official smell' or burning camel feces. \m/

SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE

Scientifically Accurate Sonic The Hedgehog Is Hereby Anointed The Strangest Sh*t Today

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ADHD is ruining more childhood memories with 'Scientifically Accurate Sonic The Hedgehog'. But seriously, why does he do that with poo?

viral video

News Reporter Touches, Smells Human Sh*t On Television Broadcast

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St. Louis's KSDK 5 reporter Elizabeth Matthews is such a serious journalist that she picked up a handful of human crap in her bare hands.

#Star Wars

Amazing? Gross? Both? Somebody's Selling Sarlacc Pit Toilet Decals.

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Make your friends laugh and keep girls from staying the night with the sarlacc pit toilet!


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