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Important News: Neil Armstrong Gave Felix Baumgartner Advice On Space Pooping

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In what we have dubbed <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/12/the-biggest-most-incredible-unbelievable-shouted-about-sports-moments-of-2012">one of our most important and biggest sports moment of 2012</a>, and according to <a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/bird-dog.gif">my team of hard-working fact-checkers</a>, Austrian daredevil and Red Bull pimp Felix Baumgartner flew to the edge of the Earth, approximately 24 miles above the ground, and jumped from his tiny capsule to earn the title of the Craziest Bastard That You’ll See This Year.

#NFL

Peyton Manning Seems To Be Fond Of Denver

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Back before the sports news world was dominated by stories about how stupid the Orlando Magic is for not giving Dwight Howard to the Brooklyn Nets or how everyone should love and worship LeBron James now because he won the NBA Championship or how something called the Summer Olympics is about to happen, there was the NFL, which also had news.

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Enjoy Chad Ochocinco’s Toilet

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Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco <a href="http://twitpic.com/3cha05">tweeted</a> a photo of his toilet earlier today, and how about that, it looks just like a Bengals helmet.

WHEN ROCK CLIMBING GOES WRONG

When Rock Climbing Goes Very Wrong

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Self-proclaimed “professional climber, adventure addict, world traveler, artist, musician, budding film maker” Cedar Wright recently shot a video for the Squamish Mountain Film Festival, entitled “Squamish in a Day.

POOPIN'

Dog Drops Ground Rule Deuce

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Sure, when a mangy mutt gets loose on a minor league baseball field and poops, everybody thinks it's hilarious, but when I do it, I spend the night in jail in a cell with no toilet paper.

WOMENS BASKETBALL

THIS TEAM PLAYED LIKE POOP

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Leave it to the Pac-10 Conference to lead the charge of progressive language in women's basketball.

POOPIN'

LONDON 2012: TOILETS MUST NOT FACE MECCA

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You know what the Beijing Olympics really needed.


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