FROZEN

John Cena, Nikki Bella, And A Toilet Have Ruined ‘Frozen’ Forever

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Want to watch John Cena take a dump while his girlfriend sings songs from the 'Frozen' soundtrack? Of course you do.

POOP

A Woman Allegedly Stabbed Her Husband Because His Poop Smelled Too Bad

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A 29-year-old woman from Japan just couldn't take the foul odor her husband left behind in the bathroom.

vicious pooping

A British Airways Flight Had To Turn Around Because Someone Took A Ruthless Poop

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The next time that you tell someone that your flight to Anytown, USA was absolutely awful, remind yourself that no flight will ever be as shitty as this one.

pooping

For Your Consideration, Here Is A Baby Projectile Pooping During A Photoshoot

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A photographer had a new dad hold his nude baby for a newborn photoshoot and then the baby did what babies do.

#NOPE

The Latest ‘First Kiss’ Parody, ‘First Sh*t’ Is Both Funny And Horrifying

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Funny Or Die's First Kiss Parody, First Sh*t, just put an end to the First Kiss parodies.

VIP STYLE

A Company Will Soon Offer A VIP Public Restroom In New York City For $8 A Plop

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This summer, people in New York City will be able to poop and shower on the run thanks to POSH Stow and Go's VIP public bathrooms.

SOCCER

Stop What You’re Doing And Watch This Dog Take A Huge Dump On A Soccer Field

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A dog (let's call him Hero Dog) invaded a soccer field, evaded players and pooped on the pitch. This is an important sports story.

science

SCIENCE: Dogs Align With The Earth’s Magnetic Field When Pooping

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Science has provided some insight into that why the baffling process every dog goes through prior to taking a dump takes place.

stools

You’ve Been Pooping All Wrong, Says Purveyor Of Fine Pooping Accessories

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I hate to break this to you, but you've been pooping all wrong. Prepare to have your life changed, y'all!


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