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Tom Morello Thinks The Cubs Suck And Would Like To Play Shortstop

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Chicago Cubs fan Tom Morello could care less about the team's relationship with Sammy Sosa, because they are at 106 years and counting.

TOM RICKETTS

Someone Sent The Cubs A Severed Goat Head, Because Sane People Do That

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At 3-5, the Chicago Cubs aren’t exactly already eliminated from the NL Central race, but apparently one Cubs fan decided that this season was over before it ever really even started.

THEO EPSTEIN

Bless Their Hearts, The Chicago Cubs Are Somewhat Optimistic About This Year

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At 61-101, the Chicago Cubs amazingly weren’t the worst team in Major League Baseball last season.

#Twitter

‘Cubs Facebook’ Is The Hot New Twitter Account That Celebrates Outraged Cubs Fans

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Last year, an enterprising Chicago Cubs fan started a new Twitter account to honor the audacity of St.

#Community

Congratulations On Your Internet Fame, Chicago Cubs Blowjob Guy

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<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/cubs_blowjob.png"></a>I've been to a lot of boring baseball games, and I've seen fans soldier through the lulls in action by reading books, playing video games and pretty much anything else besides "watching baseball".

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A Chicago Cubs Fan's Season In A Nutshell (And Morning Links)

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In the more graphic version of <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/08/jose-reyes-pop-fly-hit-by-ball-miami-marlins-video" target="_blank">Jose Reyes losing a ball in the sun and looking like an idiot</a>, a Cubs fan reached out for a ball, fell over the railing and lost a piece of his scalp on the ground.

WRIGLEY FIELD

A Billy Goat Has Already Cursed This Guy’s Marriage

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Before we start, I need several minutes to figure out what it says on her shirt.

#video games

Damn, This Is Kind Of Mean

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Well, we started the day with some fun Chicago Cubs news and my semi-feigned disappointment that <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/03/suddenly-the-emmys-snubbing-nick-offerman-makes-a-lot-of-sense">Nick “Ron Swanson” Offerman is a lifelong Cubs fan</a>, so why not pile on with some more North Side news.

RYNE SANDBERG

The Chicago Cubs Went Out With A Bang…

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… And it was fired from Aramis Ramirez’s figurative pistol.

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Wrigley Field Is Gross, Hosts Alien Virus

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Recent inspection reports from Chicago's Wrigley Field show that out of 35 concessions, health inspectors found 20 critical violations at nine booths.

SAN DIEGO PADRES

The Chicago Cubs Are Bad With Money

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I'm not much of an expert when it comes to money, as evidenced by my solid gold toilets and multiple purchases from the International Star Registry, but thankfully Forbes is here to tell us when professional sports teams are wasting money.


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