SOFIA VERGARA

Sofia Vergara Had The Best Response For A Facebook Fan Who Asked Her About Doing Porn

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She hasn't, and she won't, and her response explains why in all its euphemistic glory.

#Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus’ Bondage Video Won’t Be Appearing At The NYC Porn Film Festival After All

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Miley Cyrus' people freaked out when they realized that the former Disney star was going to be appearing at a porn film festival.

WAR MACHINE

War Machine Says He Got Gonorrhea In His Eyeball While Shooting Porn

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Here's imprisoned fighter War Machine explaining how he got VD in his eye two scenes into his porn career, and how that makes him The Rock.

PORN

Watch What Happens When Senior Citizens Experience Virtual Reality Porn For The First Time

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VR porn might be the wave of the future, but senior citizens don't seem to want anything to do with it.

PORN NEWS

A Former Oregon State Student Was Arrested After Making A Porn In The Campus Library

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Meet the woman who reportedly filmed a porn in Oregon State University library.

PORN

Watch What Happens When People Experience Virtual Reality Porn For The First Time

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VR porn is the wave of the future, and it looks goofy as hell.

PORN

Watch Lisa Ann Rant About The Difference Between Porn Stars And Prostitutes

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The retired adult film star educates the masses (and flaunts hers) in the video targeting young 20-something women.

#Christmas

The Most Popular Porn Searches During The Holiday Season Are All About… Family?

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The holidays are all about family, and porn searches are apparently no exception.

#The Interview

Hustler Video Plans To Bring ‘The Interview’ Back To Life With A Brand New Porn Parody

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In the wake of Sony pulling the movie from theaters, Larry Flynt has announced plans to produce a new porn parody based on 'The Interview.'

oculus rift

Here’s Why Masturbating In A Virtual Reality Headset While Your Girlfriend’s On Her Way Over Is A Bad Idea

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This Oculus Rift masturbation story is why the future and everything in it is terrible.

PUBLIC MASTURBATION

A Florida Man Was Caught Masturbating Outside Because His Mom Wouldn’t Let Him Have Porn In The House

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A Florida man living with his mother wasn't allowed to have porn in the house, so he did the next best thing.

BANNED PORN ACTS

Here’s The Best Tweet To Come Out Of Britain’s ‘Face-Sitting’ Porn Protest

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From the look of this tweet, the U.K.'s face-sitting porn protests went off without a hitch this morning.

PORN

All Of The Horrifyingly Fascinating Things We Learned From Reddit’s ‘Children Of Porn Stars’ Thread

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As expected, middle and high school kids are terrible and Reddit only makes it worse. At least I know never to invite Ron Jeremy over.

PROTESTS

Protesters In London Will Try To Break The World Record For Face-Sitting Over The U.K.’s Sex Act Ban

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The mass demonstration scheduled for Friday will include a Guinness World Record attempt for the largest group of face-sitters. Yum.

PORN

The U.K.’s List Of Banned Sex Acts Is Bad News For Female Porn Stars

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Facesitting is now illegal in porn shot in the United Kingdom. Wait, what?

#Anna Kendrick

You Can’t Call Anna Kendrick A Porn Term Without Her Knowing The Definition

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Assum everyone knows everything, even when that everyone is Anna Kendrick and that everything is a term used primarily for porn stars.


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