Of Course Portland Now Wants To Make Beer Out Of Sewage Water

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If state approved, Clean Water Services will supply treated wastewater to a group of Portland home brewers known as "The Oregon Brew Crew."


Portland Is The Kinkiest City In The United States

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Portland, the land of craft beer, beard contests, and hipsters, is the kinkiest city in the United States, according to Kink University.


Etsy Has Come Up With A Creative Solution To Having To Look At Your Pet’s Butthole

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This Etsy store helpfully sells covers so you can avoid looking at your pet's butthole.


Here Is An Alleged Nirvana Bootleg Recorded 25 Years Ago Today


The quality isn't great, but it's a fun look back into the past for Nirvana nerds. Meanwhile, Beliebers are asking, "Who is Nirvana?"


This College Basketball Player’s Punk Move May Have Had Huge Gambling Implications

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On a scale of 1-10, 10 being the ultimate punk move, where does this rank?

Portland State

Portland State Player Fakes Handshake Before Steal & Meaningless Jam

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This is pretty disgraceful, and a good example of what not to do as a college athlete.


Juggalos Are Threatening A Portland Business With ‘Straight Up Vulgar’ Flyers

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A few unlucky Portland business have apparently run afoul of the fam-uh-lee.


‘Professional Cuddler’ Is An Actual Job And Business Seems To Be Good

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Portland's Samantha Hess is living the American dream, as her professional cuddling company is growing by leaps and bounds.

#dumb criminals

Oregon Police Had To Rescue A Naked, Drunk Masturbator Who Fell Into A River

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This guy achieved the perfect trifecta of being intoxicated, naked and touching himself. #HERO

#dumb criminals

The ‘Nerdy Bandit’ Terrorizing Portland, Oregon American Apparel Stores Has Finally Been Apprehended

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Portland, Oregon's "Nerdy Bandit" has finally been apprehended after a crime spree dating back to October of 2013.

#Star Trek

‘Star Drunk’ Proves All Sci-Fi Franchises Need More Booze

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Ever wanted to see a sci-fi short film written and performed by drunk people? Check out 'Star Drunk'.


First World Problems: Here's A Machine That Removes The Cream From Oreo Cookies

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Physicist, copywriter, and artist David Neevel built an "Oreo Separator Machine" to remove the cream from Oreo cookies. Never change, Portland.


Amazing Hobbit Cross-Promotion Opportunities (And Afternoon Links)


Today's afternoon links, featuring Gandalf riding a unicycle in Portland while playing bagpipes and a photo set of Hobbit ad placement photoshops.


And now, here’s Gandalf playing the bagpipes on a unicycle

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Look, I promised you Gandalf on a unicycle playing the bagpipes, and here it is, Gandalf, playing the bagpipes and riding a unicycle.


College Super Tournament Of Nike Schools Is Close To Happening


Sixteeen Nike-sponsored universities from eight college conferences are getting closer to creating a branded tournament as a tribute to Nike co-founder Phil Knight in 2017, ESPN reported yesterday.


Where Was B.P.R.D. Training Camp (AKA Hellboy Camp) When We Were Kids?


Trackers Earth, Mike Mignola, and Dark Horse Comics are opening a B.


Roger That, Dog Fort (And Links)


PICTURES: Above is the third exciting installment of DOG FORT (click to enlarge) [via Reddit].


Bloodsuckers Against Twilight stages rally in (of course) Portland

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In what may be the cutest acronym since Al Bundy chartered "No Ma'am", Bloodsuckers Against Twilight (B.

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