Just when you thought the Obamas couldn't possibly denigrate the hallowed halls of the White House any further, Michelle Obama went and invited Jimmy What's-His-Name from that late night TV show that <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/22/jimmy-fallon-apologizes-for-roots-michelle-bachmann_n_1108996.html">slandered Michele Bachmann recently</a> over to the White House to, get this, have a potato sack race and a tug-of-war -- basically have Field Day inside the White House -- as part of her on-going plot to use exercise and fitness as a ruse to <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-505123_162-44042070/why-sarah-palins-attack-on-michelle-obama-makes-no-sense/">indoctrinate children into socialism</a> under the guise of her "Let's Move" campaign.