Just when you thought the Obamas couldn't possibly denigrate the hallowed halls of the White House any further, Michelle Obama went and invited Jimmy What's-His-Name from that late night TV show that slandered Michele Bachmann recently over to the White House to, get this, have a potato sack race and a tug-of-war -- basically have Field Day inside the White House -- as part of her on-going plot to use exercise and fitness as a ruse to indoctrinate children into socialism under the guise of her "Let's Move" campaign.