Four teams are still winless.
- Geek & Sci-Fi
After last week’s inaugural “Suck for Luck” Power(less) Rankings, Matt from <a href="http://warmingglow.uproxx.com">Warming Glow</a> was upset that I didn’t include a Seattle Seahawks logo on the banner image, and I thought that I should explain the exclusion since he can beat me up.
There’s simply too much going on after two weeks of NFL action to limit my thoughts to just a few things, especially since I watch every single game with the focus of a drunken toddler.
When other people do power rankings, they're pointless and stupid.
When other sites down power rankings, they're pointless and stupid.
When other sites do power rankings, they're pointless and ridiculous.
With Leather's power rankings are our way of giving back to the community, fulfilling a court-sentenced community service requirement for the staff's drunken debauchery.
When other sports outlets do power rankings, they're shallow and pedantic.
When other websites do their power rankings, they're pointless and stupid.
When other websites do power rankings, they suck like a barium enima.
When other sites do power rankings, they're the dumbest things ever.
The weekly power rankings is a collection of the greatest things that have ever happened.
When other sites do power rankings, it's some of the worst writing on the planet.
When other sports sites do power rankings, they're tedious and stupid.
When everyone else does power rankings, they’re redundant and stupid.
Friday afternoon means cutting out of work early and nonsensical power rankings.
Get out your knee pads and Neosporin to keep those boo-boos away, it's an extreme power rankings in honor of this weekend's X Games festivities.