THIS WEEK IN BACON

Power Rankings: Bacon Flavored Booze, Soccer Babes, and America

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It's the Friday before the Fourth of July, and what's more American than power rankings.

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Power Rankings: Double Down Your Cats in Space, It’s the Smart Play

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If there's one thing I love, it's nonsensical rankings for my own personal enjoyment.

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Power Rankings: Teletubby Technicolor Bacon Edition

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When other media outlets do power rankings, they’re just pointless, stupid filler.

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Whachu Talkin’ Bout, Power Rankings?

1. Gary Coleman. We always think more of people after they're dead, and Arnold Jackson will be no exception.

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Bacon Burgers With Peanut Butter, Hot WAGs Top Power Rankings

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Fridays mean two things: power rankings, and gratuitous drinking.

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Power Rankings, Starring ‘Heart Attack On A Plate’

When other websites do power rankings, they're just idiotic conjecture.

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Power Rankings, With Beatboxing Mutt

I'm blowing out of here a bit early to try out for the Redskins (they need a white running back as much as anyone), so Power Rankings are coming a bit early today.

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Power Rankings, With Extra Hair Care Products

When everyone else does power rankings, they're just a soul-crushing way to spend the end of the week as they wait for work to end.

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Power Rankings: Return Of The Greenmen

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When everyone else does power rankings, they're just a soul-crushing way to spend the end of the week as they wait for work to end.

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Power Rankings: Starring Badass Sandwich Artist

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When everyone else does power rankings, they're redundant and stupid.

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Power Rankings: Squeeze Here For Pageviews

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When other people do power rankings, they just churn out aimless drivel in list form.

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POWER RANKINGS: AMERICAN BUTT

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When other media outlets do power rankings, they're just pointless, stupid filler.

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POWER RANKINGS: OH, ELIN…

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When other media outlets do power rankings, they're pointless and degrading to everyone involved with them.

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POWER RANKINGS: MERCY FOX

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Power Rankings are ridiculously redundant.

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POWER RANKINGS: MOW YOUR LAWN?

Power Rankings are pointless and stupid.

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POWER RANKINGS: UNDER THE SEA

Power Rankings are stupid and pointless.

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POWER RANKINGS: GAY ANVIL LAUNCHING

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Power Rankings are pointless and stupid.

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POWER RANKINGS: ALWAYS BET ON RED

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Power Rankings are a total waste of time.


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