#NFL

“Suck For Luck” Power Rankings: Week 3

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After last week’s inaugural “Suck for Luck” Power(less) Rankings, Matt from Warming Glow was upset that I didn’t include a Seattle Seahawks logo on the banner image, and I thought that I should explain the exclusion since he can beat me up.

#NFL

“Suck For Luck” NFL Power Rankings: Week 2

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There’s simply too much going on after two weeks of NFL action to limit my thoughts to just a few things, especially since I watch every single game with the focus of a drunken toddler.

POWER RANKINGS

Power Rankings: Pick A Goal, Any Goal

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When other people do power rankings, they're pointless and stupid.

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Power Rankings: On Blocks

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When other sites down power rankings, they're pointless and stupid.

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Power Rankings: Ebony And Ivory

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When other sites do power rankings, they're pointless and ridiculous.

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Power Rankings: Walsh’s Favorites

With Leather's power rankings are our way of giving back to the community, fulfilling a court-sentenced community service requirement for the staff's drunken debauchery.

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Power Rankings: Bacon Knows No Season

When other sports outlets do power rankings, they're shallow and pedantic.

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Power Rankings: Jew And Improved

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When other websites do their power rankings, they're pointless and stupid.

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Power Rankings: Do You Still Like My Pancakes?

When other websites do power rankings, they suck like a barium enima.

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Power Rankings: Everyone's Hornier In Texas

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When other sites do power rankings, they're the dumbest things ever.

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Tailgating This Weekend? Power Rankings Think You Deserve To.

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The weekly power rankings is a collection of the greatest things that have ever happened.

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Power Rankings: Pass The Pig

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When other sites do power rankings, it's some of the worst writing on the planet.

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Power Rankings: Old People Are Lookin For You. They Gone Find You. They Gone Find You

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When other sports sites do power rankings, they're tedious and stupid.

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Power Rankings: Protecting The Honor Of Bacon

When everyone else does power rankings, they’re redundant and stupid.

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Power Rankings: Gisele, Jersey Shore Shenanigans, And Wendy’s Bacon

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Friday afternoon means cutting out of work early and nonsensical power rankings.

X GAMES

The Gnarliest Power Rankings Ever

Get out your knee pads and Neosporin to keep those boo-boos away, it's an extreme power rankings in honor of this weekend's X Games festivities.

THIS WEEK IN BACON

Power Rankings: Bacon Flavored Booze, Soccer Babes, and America

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It's the Friday before the Fourth of July, and what's more American than power rankings.


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