POWER RANKINGS

Power Rankings: Bacon Knows No Season

When other sports outlets do power rankings, they're shallow and pedantic.

POWER RANKINGS

Power Rankings: Jew And Improved

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When other websites do their power rankings, they're pointless and stupid.

POWER RANKINGS

Power Rankings: Do You Still Like My Pancakes?

When other websites do power rankings, they suck like a barium enima.

POWER RANKINGS

Power Rankings: Everyone's Hornier In Texas

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When other sites do power rankings, they're the dumbest things ever.

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Tailgating This Weekend? Power Rankings Think You Deserve To.

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The weekly power rankings is a collection of the greatest things that have ever happened.

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Power Rankings: Pass The Pig

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When other sites do power rankings, it's some of the worst writing on the planet.

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Power Rankings: Old People Are Lookin For You. They Gone Find You. They Gone Find You

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When other sports sites do power rankings, they're tedious and stupid.

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Power Rankings: Protecting The Honor Of Bacon

When everyone else does power rankings, they’re redundant and stupid.

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Power Rankings: Gisele, Jersey Shore Shenanigans, And Wendy’s Bacon

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Friday afternoon means cutting out of work early and nonsensical power rankings.

X GAMES

The Gnarliest Power Rankings Ever

Get out your knee pads and Neosporin to keep those boo-boos away, it's an extreme power rankings in honor of this weekend's X Games festivities.

THIS WEEK IN BACON

Power Rankings: Bacon Flavored Booze, Soccer Babes, and America

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It's the Friday before the Fourth of July, and what's more American than power rankings.

USMNT

Power Rankings: Double Down Your Cats in Space, It’s the Smart Play

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If there's one thing I love, it's nonsensical rankings for my own personal enjoyment.

POWER RANKINGS

Power Rankings: Teletubby Technicolor Bacon Edition

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When other media outlets do power rankings, they’re just pointless, stupid filler.

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Whachu Talkin’ Bout, Power Rankings?

1. Gary Coleman. We always think more of people after they're dead, and Arnold Jackson will be no exception.

POWER RANKINGS

Bacon Burgers With Peanut Butter, Hot WAGs Top Power Rankings

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Fridays mean two things: power rankings, and gratuitous drinking.

POWER RANKINGS

Power Rankings, Starring ‘Heart Attack On A Plate’

When other websites do power rankings, they're just idiotic conjecture.

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Power Rankings, With Beatboxing Mutt

I'm blowing out of here a bit early to try out for the Redskins (they need a white running back as much as anyone), so Power Rankings are coming a bit early today.


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