PRECIOUS

Fight! Fight! Fight! Precious director vs. Expendables producer

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While I doubt this has the potential to become <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/02/christian-bale-has-a-serious-freakout" target="_blank">Christian Bale screaming</a> OOOH GOOOD FER YOUUUU or David O.

PRECIOUS

Comparing girl to ‘Precious’ causes giant street brawl

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If there's one story I love writing up, it's a story about full-figured ladies duking it out in the streets, pullin' hair and throwin' ham hocks.

PRECIOUS

The Best Billboard of All.

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This billboard wins the billboard contest.

PRECIOUS

Mo’Nique’s brother is sorry for molesting her

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I still haven't seen Precious -- I'm worried it might hit a little too close to home for me, because back in high school, I had AIDs and two babies and couldn't read -- but reportedly, Mo'Nique gives a powerful performance informed by some of her difficult real-life experiences.

PRECIOUS

JASON SEGEL IS IN MUPPET MOVIE, OTHER STUFF

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(This is neither here nor there, I just thought it was kind of cute.

VIDEOS

“Notorious Precious”

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"Precious" star Gabby Sidibe had quite a week for herself, making an Oscar appearance and being lauded by <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/oprah-winfrey">Oprah</a>.

PRECIOUS

MO’NIQUE’S HUSBAND LIKES HIS MARRIAGES OPEN & HIS WOMEN HAIRY

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(via <a href="www.wwtdd.com/2010/01/i-dont-feel-so-good-3/was2811699-2/" target="_blank">WWTDD</a>) *sits down at desk* *adjusts tie* *takes sip of coffee* *shuffles stack of papers* *smoothes hair* *clears throat* *reaches for bullhorn* BREAKING NEWS: MO'NIQUE'S HUSBAND LOVES A HAIRY PUSSY.

PRECIOUS

PRECIOUS'S MOM SINGS IN THE SUBWAY

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Aw, this is like those <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/02/slumdog-actors-werent-paid-that-much" target="_blank">Slumdog kids</a> all over again.

#Star Trek

TARANTINO’S TOP 8 OF 2009

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Quentin Tarantino recently sat down with <a href="http://www.heatvisionblog.com/2009/12/quentin-tarantino-lists-his-top-films-of-2009.html" target="_blank">THR</a> to name his top eight movies of 2009.

ROLAND EMMERICH

BOX OFFICE: CALIFORNIA WENT DOWN FOR $65 MIL

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(This week's Box-Office Wipe Up brought to you by Roland Emmerich's evil twin, Rolando Emmerich.

#Star Wars

11.11 The Cooler

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Whatever Lola Wants, Lola Brazil Gets A Beginner's Guide To Pedobear, the Internet's Favorite Pervert <a href="http://www.urlesque.com/2009/11/06/pedobear/">[URLesque]</a> Rihanna Interview Draws 82 Million Viewers <a href="http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/story/sawyer-interview-draws-82-million-viewers_1121778">[Contact Music]</a> Hilary Duff, Short Skirt Time <a href="http://www.meandisis.com/2007/11/28/hilary-duff-short-skirt-time/">[Me & Isis]</a> The Creepiest Wonder Woman Product Ever <a href="http://www.comicsalliance.com/2009/11/06/the-creepiest-wonder-woman-product-ever/">[Comics Alliance]</a> Hahahaha.

#TAYLOR SWIFT

11.9 The Cooler

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Tammy Torres, Throw It In The Bag Understanding Lazy Eye, Other Parts of Kristen Bell [Cracked] Women Who Make You Slowly Remove Your Finger From the Remote [TBL] Court Considers Juvenile Life Sentences [AOL] Let's Bail Out the Pot Dealers [Time] Canibus Flips Out On [...].

#TRAILERS

WEEKEND PREVIEW: THE BOX OPENS

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(<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/men-who-stare-sfw.jpg" target="_self">The Men Who Stare at Goatse</a>) Opening this weekend (click titles for reviews, trailer after the jump) <a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/10009151-box/" target="_blank">The Box</a> Frank Langella has a box and if you press the button you get some money, but someone in the world also dies.

VIDEOS

Precious

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Man listen.

#TRAILERS

A COMING-OF-AGE TALE WE CAN ALL RELATE TO

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When I see "presented by Oprah and Tyler Perry" at the beginning of a trailer, like this one for Precious, I expect the movie to cure AIDs in Africa and teach an orphan the meaning of love.


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