When last we checked in on Mark Wahlberg, he was <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2012/01/uproxx-discussion-besides-911-what-other-things-do-you-wish-mark-wahlberg-would-have-prevented/">making dumb statements about 9/11</a> and being subsequently turned into a <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2012/01/the-best-of-sherdogs-if-mark-wahlberg-was-there-thread/#page/1 previously:">time-traveling, tragedy-averting meme</a>.