Posts Tagged: prison

LESBIANS

The Real-Life Alex Vause Of ‘Orange Is The New Black’ Tells A Different Story Of Her Relationship With Piper

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The real-life Alex Vause gave a fascinating interview with 'Vanity Fair' about her relationship with Piper from 'OITNB'.

prison

A Nebraska Inmate Had His Testicles ‘Partially Detatched’ By A Fellow Inmate

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Two murderer inmates at the Douglas County Jail in Nebraska got into a fight and somebody's testicles were partially ripped off. Happy Weekend!

CELEBRITY CONNECTIONS

The Real-Life Wolf Of Wall Street Was Tommy Chong's Cell Mate In Federal Prison

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When you steal as much money as Jordan Belfort, prison is like fantasy camp for assholes.

RIkers Island

Now For The Horrifying Tale Of A Prisoner Being Baked To Death In His Cell At Rikers Island

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In one of the more depressing prison stories you'll read, a 56-year-old inmate at Rikers Island was essentially baked to death inside of hi cell.

music videos

All Of South Carolina’s Best Rappers Are In Prison

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These South Carolina prison inmates allegedly filmed this rap video on a cell phone without anybody’s consent.

prison

Infomercial King Kevin Trudeau Will Be Revealing Secrets Behind Bars For The Next Ten Years

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The infomercial mainstay and master of making people pay $39 for ideas they can find for free online is heading to prison for a long time.

murderers

A Brazilian Goalie Who Had His Girlfriend Killed And Fed To His Dogs Is Allowed To Leave Prison To Play Soccer

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Former Flamengo goalkeeper Bruno Fernandes de Souza has signed a new deal despite being in prison for having his girlfriend murdered and fed to his dog.

ACCUSED MURDERERS

Charles Manson Might Be Marrying A Woman 54 Years Younger Than Him

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A 26-year old female admirer claims that she is in love with and will soon marry 79-year old California inmate Charles Manson.

AT LEAST IT'S COMPETITIVE

A Blindfolded Chess Grandmaster Defeated 10 Prison Inmates At The Same Time

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Chess grandmaster Timur Gareev defeated 10 prison inmates in 10 separate games of chess at the same time, all while blindfolded.

ACTORS IN PRISON

Ja Rule pitched Geoffrey Zakarian a microwave cookbook of prison recipes

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Ja Rule, who recently starred in <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/10/god-executive-producer-in-im-in-love-with-church-girl-credits" target="_blank">I'm In Love With a Church Girl</a>, which I will be posting a review of this afternoon, made an unexpected appearance on Geoffrey Zakarian's Sirius show "Food Talk" yesterday.

CRACK COCAINE

The Man Who Tried To Sell The Video Of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Smoking Crack Has Been Arrested

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Mohamed Siad, one of the men who tried to sell a video of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford allegedly smoking crack, was arrested in a massive raid back in June.

athletes

O.J. Simpson Has Been Granted Parole But Won’t Be Leaving Prison Just Yet

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The Nevada Board of Parole Commissioners granted O.J. Simpson parole on some of the counts he was convicted of in 2008, but he won't be leaving prison yet.

ACTORS IN PRISON

Wesley Snipes leaves federal custody today!

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Much credit to <a href="http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/200329/wesley-snipes-is-out-of-prison-now-what/" target="_blank">Brian Abrams at DeathandTaxes</a>, for noticing when we reported on <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/04/wesley-snipes-is-out-of-prison" target="_blank">Wesley Snipes leaving prison</a> a few months ago that his stay in Federal Custody in a<a href="http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/196747/what-does-wesley-snipess-halfway-house-look-like/" target="_blank"> halfway house</a> was scheduled to end today.

Books

California Officials Debating Whether Or Not Inmates Can Read Werewolf Erotica. Seriously.

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The California Court of Appeals determined that an inmate's copy of 'The Silver Crown', which features werewolf erotica, does not qualify as overly obscene.

CELEBRITIES IN PRISON

Wesley Snipes is out of prison!

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Wesley Snipes was convicted of tax evasion in 2008, and sentenced to three years after losing his appeal in 2010.

GEORGES ST-PIERRE

Nick Diaz Probably Retired So He Could Go To Prison

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On Saturday night, Georges St-Pierre and Nick Diaz, for the lack of a much better term, gave us a very disappointing finale to their courtship of craziness over the past several months.

INMATES

Google Images Of Baseball Diamonds In U.S. Prisons Are Depressing

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I’m not one to typically make outrageous statements, but I would never like to go to prison.

CRIME AND PUNISHMENT

South Florida Girl Pulls A Lindsay Lohan, Gets 30 Days In Jail For Giving A Judge The Finger

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Back in 2010, during one of her court appearances that I’ve since lost count of, Lindsay Lohan caused a media stir when it was reported that <a href=" http://content.usatoday.com/communities/entertainment/post/2010/07/lindsay-lohan-sobs-but-middle-finger-says-something-else/1#.URFvhB1m6uM">she gave the judge the finger in an incredibly subtle manner</a>.

BRAZIL

Cat Caught Sneaking Saw, Cell Phone Into Brazil Prison

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Prison guards in Brazil say they foiled a jailbreak plot with a black and white cat.


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