Posts Tagged: prison

incarcerated musicians

15 Musicians Who Were Sent To Jail At The Peak Of Their Careers

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As we <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/music/2012/06/on-the-slow-sad-decline-of-lauryn-hill/">mentioned last week</a>, woefully miseducated singer Lauryn Hill may spend up to three years in prison after pleading guilty to tax evasion charges.

justice

So Long, Jerry Sandusky

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Former Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-57459514-504083/jerry-sandusky-convicted-judge-denied-sandusky-lawyers-request-to-resign-before-trial/">was convicted Saturday on 45 of 48 counts</a> of sexual abuse, misconduct, and a variety of other terrible, despicable, and truly heinous charges, which means that, barring an appeal miracle, the 68-year old will rot in jail until the day that he dies.

well he's got all kinds of time

Prisoner Builds Final Fantasy Swords Out of Matchsticks

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What you're seeing above is the elaborate work of an anonymous prisoner serving time in a British prison, and apparently he really, really misses "Final Fantasy".

GUN RAPE

Austin Powers’ convicted gun rapist killed his cell mate (*allegedly*)

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You may have already seen this story on Huffington Post or TMZ because they reported it before any facts were in, but it actually originated from a tip to <a href="http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/news/357224/Report-Joe-Son-kills-prison-cellmate/" target="_blank">mixmartialarts.com's underground forum</a>.

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Internet & TV Huckster Don Lapre Commits Suicide After Being Stripped Of His Antidepresants

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I know I shouldn't feel sorry for <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2011/06/fugitive-tv-and-internet-pitchman-don-lapre-arrested-in-arizona/">this as$hole</a>, but I can't help myself -- the whole thing is just sad.

BASKETBALL

Putting Jalen Rose In Jail

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I wanted to give this update a more clever title, but the next 250 stories you read about Jalen Rose serving 20 days in jail for his drunk driving arrest are going to be called JAILIN' ROSE, and I mean come on, how much better can you get than that.

Baseball

Nails Asking Forgiveness For Being Hammered

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Who knew that a guy who committed bankruptcy fraud, got arrested for 23 drug-related felonies and spent 12 years playing pro baseball with a fist-sized sh*t-clod in his mouth would have so many problems.

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The Entire History Of Internet Viral Videos Summarized In One Epic Video

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In the event you, or someone you know, has been in prison for the past few years and is wondering, "What's this Internet thing I've been hearing about.

BAD PARENTING

This Week In Non-Shocking Florida News

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As Uproxx’s Senior Florida Analyst and Resident, I have to deal with the “People from Florida are stupid” comments on a pretty regular basis.

gang

A Guide To Surviving School This Year, With Tips By A Former Inmate

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A former inmate gives helpful tips on how to survive the unimaginable hell that is high school.

FASCISTS

MPAA BAKES FROWNIES FOR SAD PIRATE ;-(

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Michael Logan, a Maryland man who pled guilty to illegally recording Enchanted and 28 Weeks Later, was sentenced to 21 months in a federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison yesterday.


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