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The Pro Bowl Had a Tremendous Onside Kick Attempt

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It was otherwise unwatchable Pro Bowl, as Pro Bowls are wont to be, but this was a delight.

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Eli Manning Face Great Regardless Of Setting

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In the first half of the Pro Bowl, Eli Manning threw a pick-six to Derrick Johnson, one of the many Pro Bowl selections from the Chiefs that people have been complaining about, leading to the above Eli sulk face.

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Peyton Manning Says To Play Hard, So You Better Watch… Intently.

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Photo by Nick Cafarelli via Busted Coverage So you think you can just get a free trip to Hawaii and not have to do any work.

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A Short List Of Things More Important Than Pro Bowl Selections

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The Pro Bowl is stupid and pointless, but everyone already knew that.

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Cam Newton Targeted, Possibly Hazed At 2012 Pro Bowl

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Anyone who watched the 2012 Pro Bowl -- yes, we watched -- saw that rookie Cam Newton had a rough go of the usual powder puff game between the AFC and NFC, throwing three interceptions and generally tossed around by a pass rush rarely seen in Hawaii.

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Hooray, Ubiquitous Song Parodies – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Because every song parody being put out right now is either playing off "Call Me Maybe" or Gotye, here's one of the latter gagging on Colts and Broncos fans coping with their departed QBs.

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Colin Cowherd Wants Everyone To Know That New Orleans Is A Terrible City

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As he embraces life without the wonderful Michelle Beadle, Colin Cowherd reminded us yet again that when it comes to spewing opinions about sports, he’s a guy that does that.

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Football Solstice Pagan Rituals – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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I support making the Football Solstice a recognized holiday with its own set of debauched rituals.

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Roger Goodell Might Suspend the Pro Bowl

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The Pro Bowl has been a joke for a long time now, with players skipping and/or half-assing it for a myriad of reasons, including injury concerns, "injury concerns," and "I can afford my own damn trip to Hawaii, thank you very much.

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Nobody Will Miss You When You're Gone, NFL Pro Bowl

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An election year is the perfect time to point out that the people of the United States can't agree about anything.

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How To Survive A Hot Chelle Rae Pro Bowl Performance

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By way of Sportress Of Blogitude comes this hilarious/cautionary clip of a young boy asked to participate in Hot Chelle Rae's 2012 Pro Bowl performance, trying desperately to heed the Myth of Icarus and not fly too close to the musical sun.

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One-Way Ticket to SNUBTOWN! Breaking Down the Pro Bowl Rosters

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Yes, we all know that the Pro Bowl -- the actual game -- is a lame substitute for NFL football, a Hawaiian vacation for good NFL players who play like they're on a Hawaiian vacation.

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The Pro Bowl Got Decent Ratings

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You know how every year, when the Pro Bowl comes around, you and your friends are always saying "PSH NO WAY I'M WATCHING THAT IT'S NOT REAL FOOTBALL".

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HelmetCam Lives…Sorta

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Michael Vick tried out what has to be some sort of demo helmetcam in the NFC's practice for the Pro Bowl earlier this week.

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Jimmy Fallon Did The Pro Bowl Shuffle

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Last week, Jimmy Fallon paid tribute to the NFL’s most worthless event with a musical number called the Pro Bowl Shuffle.

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Pro Bowl Rosters Announced

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The Pro Bowl rosters in the National Football League were released, and there aren't many big deals.


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