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A Woman Caught A Man Masturbating In Walmart And Shamed Him On Video

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When nobody would help Beth Davis apprehend a man she caught masturbating in a Tulsa Walmart, she pointed her camera at him and made sure he was busted.

WTF

Public Masturbation Is Now Legally ‘Okay’ In Sweden

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A 65-year old man in Sweden was acquitted of sexual assault charges because even though he masturbated at a public beach, he didn't look at anyone.

TOTALLY NOT SPORTS RELATED

Philadelphia Is Hosting A Masturbate-A-Thon For National Masturbation Month

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For those of you who don’t own the 2013 With Leather Calendar of Things You Probably Shouldn’t Know Exist*, May is National Masturbation Month, or as millions of men around the world call it – May.

SCOTT HARTNELL

Jaromir Jagr = The Masturbating Bear

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This video, courtesy of <a href="http://www.the700level.com/01/12/12/Jaromir-Jagr-Pulls-His-Own-Goalie/landing_flyers.html?blockID=630200&feedID=8510">The700Level</a> by way of <a href="http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2012/01/12/jaromir-jagr-juggles-tugs-and-knocks-his-junk-around-on-the-bench-video/">Sportress of Blogitude</a>, features future NHL Hall of Famer Jaromir Jagr sitting on the Philadelphia bench, executing A Brother's Justice on his junk.

PUBLIC MASTURBATION

It’s Funny Because People Actually Do That

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<a href="http://bit.ly/hedD45">Onion SportsDome</a> We haven't had much discussion about Onion's SportsDome show, partly because I don't really expect it to stay on the air for terribly long.

PUBLIC MASTURBATION

Florida Man Has An Itch Only A High School Cheerleader Can Scratch

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That looker to the right is 50-year old Rafael Escamilla, a Florida resident who was recently on his way to Lewiston, Idaho to visit family, when he took a slight detour to jail.

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Florida Man Loves The Swimsuit Issue

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A Florida man *long pause, sigh* was arrested this week after he went shopping at a local Walmart for a birthday present for his daughter.


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