There’s A Booth To Provide Men ‘Pleasure’ In New York City, And Everyone Is Freaking Out

A Woman Got Busy With A Rabbit Vibrator While Driving And Plowed Into A Seafood Van

A Woman Was Arrested For Allegedly Masturbating While In Handcuffs During ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’

South Dakota Highway Safety Is Pulling This Misguided ‘Don’t Jerk And Drive’ Campaign

A Florida Man Was Caught Masturbating Outside Because His Mom Wouldn’t Let Him Have Porn In The House

A High School Soccer Coach Accidentally Sent A Raunchy Snapchat Video To His Players

A 14-Year-Old Hockey Player Purposely Gets Penalties So He Can Masturbate In The Penalty Box

A Virgin America Flight Was Diverted Because A Man Was Going To Town on Himself, Masturbating

A Minnesota Hardware Store Employee Jerked Off Into His Coworker’s Coffee ‘To Get Her To Notice Him’

A Woman Caught A Man Masturbating In Walmart And Shamed Him On Video

Public Masturbation Is Now Legally ‘Okay’ In Sweden

Philadelphia Is Hosting A Masturbate-A-Thon For National Masturbation Month

Jaromir Jagr = The Masturbating Bear

It’s Funny Because People Actually Do That