Trevor Risk

Adrian Peterson No Longer Commissioner’s Problem

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Commissioner Roger Goodell has reinstated Adrian Peterson, releasing him from the suspension for his reckless assault misdemeanor

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Adrian Peterson’s bad idea for a birthday party

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Adrian Peterson riding a camel at his birthday party just like a regular person.

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KSK Kontent Klearinghouse: Darnell Dockett Now A Multiple Alligator Owner

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New exotic pets, Harbaugh athletic feats and the wrath of Kaepernick's mom.

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Packers-Vikings Live Blog, Second Half

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Only a one-score game thanks to people who are not Christian Ponder!

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Packers-Vikings Live Blog, First Half

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More Vikings in prime time. Surely better than all that awesome TV on tonight!

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Vikings-Giants Live Blog, Second Half

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Despite starting the game with a running back lacking an NFL carry, the Giants opened with a steady opening drive that took more than nine minutes off the clock and featured both a near interception and a near touchdown pass.

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Vikings-Giants Live Blog, First Half

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Two teams; one win between them.

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FJM Time – The Worst Adrian Peterson Column Yet

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For 99% of people, the first though upon hearing that Adrian Peterson's biological son was beaten to death by his mother's boyfriend is "that's horrible, I hope that never happens again.

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Week 6 Early Games Open Thread

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The NFL had briefly considered postponing or moving today's Eagles-Bucs game on account of Tampa's facilities swimming with disease.

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2013 KSK NFL Prekkake: Minnesota Vikings

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Last year: 10-6, lost in Wild Card round Acquisitions: Greg Jennings, Desmond Bishop, Sharrif Floyd, Xavier Rhodes, Cordarrelle Patterson, Matt Cassel Departures: Percy Harvin, Antoine Winfield, Geoff Schwartz, Chris Kluwe Vegas win total over/under: 7 1/2 wins Verdict: UNDER Five benefits of "juicing on the blood of Jesus": - Current NFL testing only detects doping on the blood of Yahweh or Allah.

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Adrian Peterson: ‘I’m Juicing On The Blood Of Jesus’

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Adrian Peterson did the "10 Things I Think I Think" feature for Peter King's boutique nuggetorium, The MMQB.

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Man Floored By Adrian Peterson’s Stance On A Gay NFL Player

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As little as I want to give TMZ attention for harassing celebrities in public, it's definitely worthwhile to watch one of their own eat it while waylaying Adrian Peterson on the streets of downtown D.

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Adrian Peterson Possibly Got Robbed Of The Record, Nerd Says — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Some nerdlinger crunched numbers using math wizardry to determine how likely it is that Adrian Peterson actually broke the single-season rushing title, but was denied because of the way the NFL rounds off yardage gained.


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