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Steelers Civil Suitkkake Has Their Second of Many, Many Defendants

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Santonio Holmes watched as teammate Ben Roethlisberger was being tried in the court of public opinion for separate alleged cases of sexual assault, and thought to himself, "Man, I gotta get me some of that.

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Santonio Holmes is in the news today for beating a routine weed possession rap, but that's not the reason we're writing about him.


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