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DWYANE WADE PWNAGE, PTS. 1 & 2

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We don't give the NBA a lot of love over here, partly because there are other sites that do it much better than we ever could, but also because there's a handful of NBA players that just seemed to have been anointed as "stars" without really having done anything other than get the benefit of a few borderline calls (and others not-so-borderline).

SOCCER

THAT WAS QUICK

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Believe it or not, we will eventually run out of oil on this planet, and then what will Sammy Sosa use to make his hair look more Caucasian.

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CRICKET PLAYER DESTROYS STREAKER

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Andrew Symonds, an allrounder for the Aussie national cricket team, trained with a professional rugby club during the last offseason, and it paid off when <a href="http://www.theage.com.au/news/cricket/symonds-goes-the-tonk/2008/03/04/1204402451496.html" target="_blank">he leveled some jackass</a> who thought it would be cool to show thousands of people his junk.

STRIPPERS

OSCAR DE LA HOYA STILL GETTING PWN3D

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I'm not quite sure how this works, but a Russian stripper -- the one who helped dress up Oscar de la Hoya in women's underwear, then took photos of him, then sold those photos TO newspapers -- is <a href="http://www.latimes.com/sports/boxing/la-sp-delahoya16nov16,1,1847889.story?coll=la-headlines-sports-boxing" target="_blank">now suing de la Hoya</a>.

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DODGEBALL IS GREAT FOR ALL AGES

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I just saw Amanda Beard naked, yet this video is still the best thing I've seen all day.

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BICYCLES + RAMPS = DANGEROUS

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This video has been around for a couple months, but if you haven't seen it, I won't ruin the surprise.

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THE MARINES MAKE HIKING FUN

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Hiking -- or, as the Marines call it, "humping" -- isn't a sport, but it's certainly an outdoor activity that requires physical exertion, so I'm posting this video.

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BREAKDANCING IS DESTROYING OUR CHILDREN

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When stouthearted reader Cory sent me this video, I was all, "Yeah, yeah, the goddam breakdancers who get in the fucking way and make Times Square an even bigger clusterfuck.

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HE PROBABLY DESERVED IT

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This short clip was sent in by sex machine William, and to my knowledge it is the only Division-III lacrosse video I've ever posted.

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CHAIRS CAN HELP YOU DUNK

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I get emails from sexy people all the time that say, "Dear Matt, you are handsome and funny.


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