Tom Brady is slowly becoming a soccer player

Brady Enjoys Carnivale, Endorsement Opportunities

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Pretty soon you'll be able to buy some ad space on that ever-expanding forehead.

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“I Am Show Foll You Diltee Dancing”

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It was announced yesterday that Hines Ward will be on the next season of "Dancing With The Stars," which is a show that will never go away because it costs nothing to produce.

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Yeah, That’s Also The Motion I Make When Siragusa Talks

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Dalmatian whipping out his yellow member at a goose.

Unsilent Majority

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Are we sure that's still illegal.

quick hit

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JESUSBACK JERSEY MOST POPULAR GRAVEN IMAGE EVER.

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SO ENDS ANOTHER PK PROFILE IN HEROISM.

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THIS FACKIN GREEK FAKE-HISPANIC BITCH IS RAWPONSIBLE FAH ALL OW-AH SAWFFERING.

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Barry Levinson Needs to Make an ESPN Documentary About This

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Those dastardly heavy-breathing sneakabouts in Indianapolis are at it again.

smoochie to smoochie

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SEXBAG PROBLEMS: YOU SEND 'EM, WE MEND 'EM.

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MAN SPARED FROM MISERLY WRATH OF COUNT BRADY A guy who swiped Dreamboat's priceless flower boxes and attempted to sell them for scrap metal (presumably because he thought he was in Fallout 3 for real) was reduced to panhandling when Brady tried to collect the $4,000 his vagina needs to feel fancy.

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MAGGIE DID IT.

stupid nicknames no one cares about

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"SMASH AND DASH" SMASHED, DASHED Chris Johnson put the kibosh on the tandem nickname he shares with LenWhale, because White got gravy stains all over it and stretched it out in the legs, leaving DeAngelo Williams and Jonathan Stewart to lay claim to the moniker contention-free.

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SOON THEY'LL ELECT A UNIBROW TO BE MAYOR.

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HOW BE YE, LANDLUBBING COW RANCHERS.

Yogi Berra is the greatest living bocce player

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"NOW I TELL YA, THAT'S A HECK OF A TOSS.

Unsilent Majority

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FNIA just got more preachy.

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FRAN TARKENTON A STOIC HERO TO THE HOPELESS AND DOWNTRODDEN.

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SEX CANNON ABOUT TO EXPLODE ALL OVER VIRGIN FOOTBALL LEAGUE.

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JAMES HARRISON NOT RETARDED AFTER ALL.


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