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MATT LIGHT DISAPPROVES OF YOUR FENG SHUI AND WILL SHOW IT WITH VIOLENCE.

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"NYET!" So thundered the text message across the cosmos, one that at long last sealed the fate of a vast land-based fiefdom controlled by Baron Von Britfar.

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LIFE OF LAWRENCE TAYLOR TO BE MADE INTO KINETOSCOPIC FEATURE.

TONY GONZALEZ

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TONY GONZALEZ TO THE ATL.

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BUNGLE'S GOT TALENT.

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DOLPHINS TURN BACK RAIDERS.

xmas ape

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WE CAN NOW CALL HIM SCRILLABACK.

Tank Johnson

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FORGET CAR BOAT (THE BOAT WITH CARS.

SHOTGUN WEDDING!

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Five Layers of Blackwater Protection.

stray food attracts bears and Logan Mankins

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OOWWWW-AH CAMPOUTS AH MUCH BETTAH THAN YO-AHHHHHH CAMPOUTS.

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What Makes Jay Drink.

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Kickoff Weekend Features Stompy Matchup.

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Gisele Socks Brady Right in the Naivete. In the latest issue of Harper's, no doubt tucked into an essay about Sudanese refugees using Twitter, Mrs.

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Arizona Is Finally Getting The Hang Of Football Douchebaggery.

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Break Out Your Pittsburgh Economic Privation Jokes. The city said there may be no victory parade if the Steelers win on Sunday because they can't afford it.

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Rod Tidwell at the Super Bowl. Or at least Cuba Gooding, Jr.

woodsy the owl approves

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Can't someone just hit her in the face with a cookie tray.

xmas ape

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The Chiefs Are Now Scott Pioli's Problem Quite the turnaround from King Fuckwit Carl Peterson to Masshole Hero running the show.


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