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Monday Morning Manning Chinchilla

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We're fresh off a weekend in which the best football tidbits were Marvin Lewis saying he's "jacked" about the Bengals' moves in free agency (OH PACMAN GONE RE-SIGN) and Brian Dawkins telling the world that one time last season Tebow tried to use his magic Jesus healing factor to cure him of his NeckAIDS.

the KSK football sex advice mailbag

C’mon, We Know You Still Have Issues

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Unless we're to assume that Ufford has solved all of the world's problems (a quasi-legitish possibility), you all have been holding out on us this week with the questions for the sexbag.

quick hits

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NO MAILBAG TODAY.

quick hits

Mailbag Interstitial: Do Something Nice Today

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One of the most compelling people to ever write into the mailbag is Hotwheelz (real name: Raul), the muscular dystrophy-afflicted young man who's maintained a positive and humorous outlook despite writing the saddest letter we've ever seen.

stfu

Rex Ryan would appreciate it if you’d kindly STFU

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When it comes who is the better coach between Bill Bellichick and Rex Ryan, there's not much room for credible debate.

quick hits

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Bobby Big Wheel is your winner.

Unsilent Majority

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Please read this interview.

Unsilent Majority

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$30 million guaranteed for Cop Speed.

quick hits

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SUBMIT MAILBAG QUESTIONS EARLY THIS WEEK.

Unsilent Majority

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Football-like product returns to television tonight.

quick hits

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ISLAND OF MISFIT FANTASY FOOTBALL PLAYERS MEET HERE.

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Sploosh!

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Don't mind me -- just posting this GIF of my new favorite player Maurice Jones-Drew dismissively wanking so the world can have it forever.

Unsilent Majority

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"There's nothing else to do, Sal.

quick hits

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Well well well, look at Mr.

quick hits

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Good fences make good neighbors.

quick hits

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Some team is going to draft Jake Locker in the first round.

Whitlock's best bud is a replicant

Even Taiwan knows Dan Snyder is an asshole

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I thought the media had covered Redskins owner Dan Snyder’s idiocy adequately, but after viewing the latest work from Taiwan’s Next Media Animation, I learned a few things.


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