Posts Tagged: r kelly

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Straight From Sweden, It's Skydiving Cats

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Swedish insurance company Folksam has brought together two of my favorite things: R.

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Let Michael K. Williams Explain What An R. Kelly Party Looks Like

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"Trapped in the Closet" star Michael K. Williams spoke to Vulture about what hanging out with R. Kelly at a party is like.

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Cats Skydiving Set To R. Kelly’s ‘I Believe I Can Fly’? Cats Skydiving Set To R. Kelly’s ‘I Believe I Can Fly’.

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If there's anything more internet than cats skydiving to R. Kelly, I have no idea what it is.

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IFC Has Released A New Chapter Of R. Kelly’s ‘Trapped In The Closet’ And We Need To Talk About It

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ATTENTION: IFC has put the newest chapter of R. Kelly's rap opera 'Trapped in the Closet' online, and it is predictably insane.

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R. Kelly’s ‘Trapped In The Closet’ Will Return To IFC On Black Friday

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Well, we know what we're giving thanks for this Turkey Day.

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Kanye West And R. Kelly’s Collaboration Is About As Ridiculous (And Ridiculously Good) As You’d Expect

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Hear a snippet of "To the World," a duet between Kanye West and R. Kelly from GOOD Music's upcoming album, "Cruel Summer."

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Nothing To See Here — Just An Anti-Masturbation ASL Video Made By Jehovah’s Witnesses, Soundtracked To R. Kelly

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Watch an anti-masturbation video made by the Jehovah's Witnesses, soundtracked by R. Kelly's "Ignition."

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R. Kelly Is Good At Singing, Bad At Paying Taxes

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R. Kelly owes the IRS $6 million in unpaid taxes. I believe this is referred to as a "full Snipes."

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The 12 Craziest Ways R. Kelly Has Sung About Sex Without Actually Saying The Word 'Sex'

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What can you say about the man who might be the greatest lyricist of his time, if not all-time -- R.

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Ladies, Brian McKnight Would Like To Show You How Your P*#%y Works

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It's been a while since Brian McKnight -- the soulful crooner perhaps best known for asking <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1kzG9Ld1kI">"Do I ever cross your mind anytime?"</a> -- has crossed my mind.

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New Episodes Of 'Trapped In The Closet' Coming To IFC

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In news that I probably will never understand even if I think about it every waking moment for the rest of my life and I end up living to be 5,000 years old, IFC announced that they will be producing new episodes of R.

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A JACKSON TRIBUTE TO MOLEST YOUR DREAMS

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I have to be offline for a little while I get ready to pop out of the casket at Michael Jackson's memorial service (spoiler alert.

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R. KELLY’S LAWYER IS A MORON

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In his latest trial for being a creepy babyfucker, R.


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