JEFF GORDON

The World’s Fastest Christian, Breakdancing To The Godzilla Soundtrack

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I thought he was just a cereal box model, but apparently Jeff Gordon is a champion race car driver and B-Boy.

crazy people

This Week In India Is F*cking Crazy: Check Out The ‘Well Of Death’

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When I was in college, I bought a 1987 Ford Bronco that was possibly the biggest death trap that I’ve ever driven.

A GOOD USE OF TAXPAYER MONEY

Keep Austin Wheeled

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So it looks like the people trying to build a Formula One race track in Austin, Texas, have been taking negotiation tips from the NBA.

#jimmy fallon

Jimmie Johnson’s ‘Anything Except What I’m Doing In Real Life’, New For XBox

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Jimmie Johnson's Chase for the Sprint Cup isn't going so well, but at least he's passing and defeating Jimmy Fallon in a game of Jimmie Johnson's Anything With An Engine on 'Late Night With Jimmy Fallon' this week.

MASTER ATHLETES

Carl Edwards: Master Of Football

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I think we all agree that America's NASCAR drivers are the world's top athletes.

COLUMBUS DAY

Columbus Day Cat, Dogs Stroller Racing, and Links

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Changes In The UPROXX Media Network’s Commenting System Are A-Comin’ |<a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2011/10/changes-in-the-uproxx-media-networks-commenting-system-are-a-comin/" target="blank">UPROXX</a>| Barry Sanders Taking Over For Hank Jr.

ATHLETE TATTOOS

Update: Dale Jr. Would Not F**k This Guy

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In news that makes me feel considerably better about Dale Earnhardt Jr.

LET US PRAY...

Christianity, Brought To You By Ford™

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In an event that threatened to destroy the Nashville Superspeedway with fire and brimstone, Pastor Joe Nelms christened a NASCAR Nationwide series race the most sacrilegious and heavily-sponsored pre-race prayer in history.

BEARS

The Most Important Race Ever Ever (and Links)

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This morning is the deadline to enter the Hipster Puppies giveaway.

JOEY LOGANO

Oil Pan What?

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One of the perks of writing for a sports blog is that I get to cover sports I have little to no experience writing about.

24 HOURS OF LE MANS

You’re Le Mans Now Dog

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I'm not really qualified to be writing about racing.

PEOPLE WILL RACE ANYTHING

Screw NASCAR, Let’s Watch Chairs Race

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With the futures of the NFL and National Basketball Association in jeopardy, we’re facing a world that would only offer us one great sport in baseball.

Microsoft Kinect Racing Game Fail

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Although we've seen some <a href="http://g4tv.com/thefeed/blog/post/708472/microsoft-xbox-kinect-launch-talkabout-with-abbie-heppe-and-dana-vinson.html">positive reviews</a> for the new <a href="http://gammasquad.uproxx.com/2010/11/is-the-microsoft-kinect-racist-and-trying-to-kill-you">Microsoft Kinect</a>, this ensuing video really is an indictment of how effectively the Xbox 360's new motion-based interface actually works.

DANICA PATRICK

WHEN CLAWS JUST WON’T DO

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Danica Patrick and Milka Duno had a bit of a run-in over the weekend and because they're two women being aggressive towards one another, all the <a href="../post.phtml?pk=6408" target="_blank">sports blogs choose to depict it as a catfight</a>.

RACING

HAHAHA

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Michael Wardian formerly held the world's fastest time for running a marathon on a treadmill, and he sought to regain it this past weekend in a Virginia running store.

HOO BOY THAT'S GAY

GAY BREAKS WORLD RECORD, KINDA

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Sprinter Tyson Gay <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/oly/trackandfield/news/story?id=3466423" target="_blank">qualified for the Olympics</a> with a would-be world record time of 9.

AUTOS

FUNNY CAR ACTUALLY PRETTY DEPRESSING

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Drag racer Scott Kalitta <a href="http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5gevRq1Q5ccWq260Xzhxnu7cGVP-wD91EODUG1" target="_blank">was killed in a horrific crash</a> in New Jersey while qualifying for the Lucas Oil NHRA SuperNationals on Saturday.

AUTOS

BRITISH CAR RACE HAS HOT NEW FACE

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Miss Great Britain Gemma Garrett has been selected as the face of the British Grand Prix.


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