#video games

Will Blast Processing Help Danica Patrick Be A Better Driver?

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I'm just slumming it on the sports blog until they make me full-time over at Gamma Squad, so I'm excited to announce that NASCAR beauty Danica Patrick will be appearing alongside Sonic the Hedgehog in the upcoming multi-platform kart racer Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed.

RACING

People Don't Think You're An Athlete Because You Drive A Car? Fight Them

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Jeffrey Earnhardt, grandson of "The Intimidator" Dale Earnhardt and nephew of "Not As Intimidating But He's In Jeans Commercials" Dale Earnhardt, Jr.

WOMEN BE CRASHING

Danica Patrick Wants Racing To Be Easier

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This year's Daytona 500 was undoubtedly one of the strangest in recent memory.

RACING

Dover International Speedway Widens Seats To Make Room For AMERICA

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Whenever I get low on The American Spirit, I can always count on Fark and the fine men and other men of ESPN NASCAR to dip said spirit in flour, deep fry it and shove it down my throat.

#Twitter

Put Away Those Boobs, Ladies, Kasey Kahne Is Trying To Shop

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In today's hottest "NASCAR driver might not have a great perspective on the world" news, driver Kasey Kahne offended every single human woman on Twitter when he saw a lady breastfeeding her child at the grocery store and jumped on the Internet to complain about it.

WHITE PEOPLE DANCING

The World’s Fastest Christian, Breakdancing To The Godzilla Soundtrack

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I thought he was just a cereal box model, but apparently Jeff Gordon is a champion race car driver and B-Boy.

RACING

This Week In India Is F*cking Crazy: Check Out The ‘Well Of Death’

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When I was in college, I bought a 1987 Ford Bronco that was possibly the biggest death trap that I’ve ever driven.

TEXAS

Keep Austin Wheeled

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So it looks like the people trying to build a Formula One race track in Austin, Texas, have been taking negotiation tips from the NBA.

#jimmy fallon

Jimmie Johnson’s ‘Anything Except What I’m Doing In Real Life’, New For XBox

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Jimmie Johnson's Chase for the Sprint Cup isn't going so well, but at least he's passing and defeating Jimmy Fallon in a game of Jimmie Johnson's Anything With An Engine on 'Late Night With Jimmy Fallon' this week.

#NFL

Carl Edwards: Master Of Football

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I think we all agree that America's NASCAR drivers are the world's top athletes.

RACING

Columbus Day Cat, Dogs Stroller Racing, and Links

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Changes In The UPROXX Media Network’s Commenting System Are A-Comin’ |UPROXX| Barry Sanders Taking Over For Hank Jr.

WOMEN

Update: Dale Jr. Would Not F**k This Guy

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In news that makes me feel considerably better about Dale Earnhardt Jr.

SACRILICIOUS

Christianity, Brought To You By Ford™

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In an event that threatened to destroy the Nashville Superspeedway with fire and brimstone, Pastor Joe Nelms christened a NASCAR Nationwide series race the most sacrilegious and heavily-sponsored pre-race prayer in history.

RACING

The Most Important Race Ever Ever (and Links)

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This morning is the deadline to enter the Hipster Puppies giveaway.

RACING

Oil Pan What?

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One of the perks of writing for a sports blog is that I get to cover sports I have little to no experience writing about.

RACING

You’re Le Mans Now Dog

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I'm not really qualified to be writing about racing.

THE STRANGE SH*T GERMANY IS FAMOUS FOR

Screw NASCAR, Let’s Watch Chairs Race

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With the futures of the NFL and National Basketball Association in jeopardy, we’re facing a world that would only offer us one great sport in baseball.


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