Perhaps we jumped the gun a little when it was reported that Mario Balotelli – just one day after Italy lost to Spain in the Euro 2012 Final – was ready to embrace his role as a proud daddy when <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/07/mario-balotelli-didnt-need-to-win-euro-2012#page/1">his ex-girlfriend Raffaella Fico announced that she was pregnant with his baby</a>.
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