Free Agency

Thank Goodness, More Randy Moss In Our Lives

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After taking a year off because none of the teams that he wanted to play for wanted to sign him, 35-year old wide receiver Randy Moss is back in the NFL thanks to a 1-year contract he signed with the San Francisco 49ers yesterday.

Football

How To Say ‘Straight Cash Homey’ In Taiwanese

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Taiwan's Next Media Animation has been in a bit of a slump lately, but they've followed up their disappointing, wordless <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi4xusPzHMg" target="_blank">Austin Powers-esque recap of Kate Upton's Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover</a> and <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=D4-PKl82vQg" target="_blank">incessant videos of Jeremy Lin on fire</a> with this masterful retelling of Randy Moss's 35th birthday and the UStreamed intentions to return to the NFL that followed.

Football

Randy Moss Has Retired Like Brett Favre

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Former Tennessee Titans wide receiver Randy Moss announced via his agent yesterday that after 13 seasons he has retired from the NFL.

Football

Coach a Kid Running Like Randy Moss

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Below is a video of Randy Moss talking to incarcerated kids at the West Virginia Industrial Home for Youth.

BRETT FAVRE

Class Dismissed: Brad Childress Fired

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After watching his team <a href="http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/Green-Bay-Packers-beat-Minnesota-Vikings">collapse</a> against division rival Green Bay at home yesterday, Minnesota Vikings head coach Brad Childress <a href="http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/Brad-Childress-fired-Minnesota-Vikings-112210">has been dismissed</a> from that position according to FOX Sports' NFL Insider and MMA Trainer To The Stars Jay Glazer.

MIAMI DOLPHINS

Randy Moss Missed History By That Much…

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Just had an odd realization: If <a href="http://www.nfl.com/players/randymoss/gamelogs?id=MOS699912">Randy Moss</a> would have <a href="http://www.nfl.com/teams/profile?team=MIA">gone to Miami</a> over waivers last week, as so many had expected, he could have been the first player in NFL history to play 17 games in a regular season.

NFL

Randy Moss To Tennessee

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Adam Schefter <a href="http://twitter.com/Adam_Schefter/status/29602356224">just confirmed</a> that the Tennessee Titans have "won" the Randy Moss sweepstakes.

MINNESOTA VIKINGS

Blackface On ESPN: We’ve Seen It All Now

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I have to tip the proverbial hat to <a href="http://www.ngngsports.com/2010/11/very-questionable-poses-dj-steve-porter.html">NGNG Sports</a> for this screencap of DJ Steve Porter--auteur of the Randy Moss "One Clap" mashup of the volatile wideout's press conferences.

MINNESOTA VIKINGS

Randy Moss Complained About Food He Didn’t Pay For

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To follow-up on <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2010/11/randy-moss-will-now-half-ass-it-for-some-other-team">yesterday's post of Randy Moss' dismissal</a> from the Minnesota Vikings: yes, Moss was cut, and no, not everyone on the team is that bent out of shape about it.

#Jay-Z

10.12 The Cooler

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/?p=139473"> Jessica Aedo Brett Favre's Cellphone Seduction Of Jenn Sterger <a href="http://deadspin.com/5658206/brett-favres-cellphone-seduction-of-jenn-sterger">[Deadspin]</a> The 50 Hottest Russian Women <a href="http://www.complex.com/blogs/2010/10/11/the-50-hottest-russian-women/">[Complex]</a> Miami Police Are Using Jay-Z’s Image To Depict Gang Member <a href="http://theurbandaily.com/gossip-news/shamika-sanders/miami-police-using-jay-zs-image-to-depict-gang-member">[TUD]</a> Raz-B Crusades Against Pedophiles.

A3C Hip-Hop Festival 2010

The Week That Was: The Road To A3C Edition

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/10/nas-writes-a-letter-to-def-jam-over-lost-tapes-2"> Even though <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/10/download-the-official-2010-a3c-mixtape-part-two">A3C</a> was at the forefront of our minds this week, we still had work to do around here: -- To the surprise of no one, Kobe picked himself to win in <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/10/kobe-bryant-says-he-would-beat-lebron-james-one-on-one">one-on-one against LeBron</a>.

MINNESOTA VIKINGS

Randy Moss Comes Full Circle

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/?p=138699"> Remember when <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/randy-moss">Randy Moss</a> gave his <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVWGS5Gf5_Q">post game press conference after Week 1</a> in that odd looking fitted with the du-rag underneath.

New England Patriots

Randy Moss Blanked, But Don't Stick A Fork In Him

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Tom Brady led his Patriots to victory for the 100th time in the regular season last night as the Patriots <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/boxscore;_ylt=AuVRYTgQfSxeyo9.VCAzef4isLYF?gid=20101004015">routed</a> the Miami Dolphins, scoring on their AFC East rival in almost every conceivable way.

BRETT FAVRE

Your NFL Recap: Week Two

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9.17 The Cooler

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/09/why-robots-with-vaginas-are-a-bad-idea"> Jennifer Roman Why Robots With Vaginas Are a Bad Idea <a href="http://www.thesmokingjacket.com/lifestyle/sex-with-robots">[TSJ]</a> Florida Man Loves The Swimsuit Issue <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2010/09/florida-man-loves-the-swimsuit-issue">[With Leather]</a> Megan Fox Is In Her Underwear Again <a href="http://flisted.com/106616/megan-fox-is-in-her-underwear-again-video/">[F-Listed]</a> Mike Tyson Expecting His Eighth Child <a href="http://www.bvonsports.com/2010/09/09/mike-tyson-expecting-his-eighth-child/">[Black Voices]</a> Bink.

AARON RODGERS

Your NFL Wildcard Recap

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The NFL playoffs are supposed to be an exposé of the best teams and players the league has to offer.

ARIZONA CARDINALS

Your Week 16 NFL Recap

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"Time to separate the platinum from the white gold/Right from the door/The real from the fake, Ready rock from the raw.


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