Michael Bay

Celebrate Michael Bay’s 50th Birthday With His Most Ridiculous And Explosive Action Scenes

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Celebrate Michael Bay's 50th birthday with this very explosive ranking of the director's most absurd action scenes.

BURT REYNOLDS

Celebrate Burt Reynolds’ 79th Birthday With This Manly Ranking Of His Mustaches

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To celebrate Burt Reynolds' 79th birthday, we take a look back at the many awesome mustaches that he rocked in his beloved films.

HACKERS

A Very Smart And Totally Realistic Ranking Of The Sexiest Movie Hackers

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With 'Blackhat' comes the time-honored Hollywood trope of sexy action hero hackers, so let's revisit some of the all-time best.

#Seinfeld

A Very Spongeworthy Ranking Of Elaine’s Worst Boyfriends On ‘Seinfeld’

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For Julia Louis-Dreyfus's 54th birthday, we honor the many awful men that Elaine Benes dated on 'Seinfeld.'

SANTA CLAUS

A Very Holly And Jolly Ranking Of The Best Movie Versions Of Santa Claus

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Which movie version of Santa Claus is the greatest of all? We used a little bit of science and Christmas spirit to decide.

HOME ALONE

Kevin McAllister’s Booby Traps In ‘Home Alone,’ Ranked

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A definitive ranking of the booby traps Kevin McAllister used on the Wet Bandits in "Home Alone."

THE PROFESSIONAL

Celebrate 20 Years Of ‘The Professional’ With This Action-Packed Ranking Of Movie Hitman Vengeance

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Where does 'The Professional' rank on our list of awesome hitman vengeance scenes?

SAW

The 21 Worst Traps From The ‘Saw’ Franchise, Ranked In Order Of Awfulness

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Celebrate the 10th anniversary of 'Saw,' the film that led to the most successful horror franchise in movie history.

SPORTS MOVIES

Clock’s Ticking, You Have The Ball, Which Fake Coach Do You Want Calling The Play?

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Last Sunday, as I do almost every time I watch the Miami Dolphins lose, I talked with a friend about whom we’d want to replace Joe Philbin.

national coffee day

Celebrate National Coffee Day With A Brief But Perky Ranking Of Fast Food Java

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Which fast food joints and chains have the best coffee? Get ready to debate our rankings for National Coffee Day.

DOGS ARE THE BEST

Celebrate ‘Dogs In Politics Day’ With This Ranking Of Presidential Pooches

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Which president's dog was the best in history? Let's investigate with this special ranking for Dogs in Politics Day.

POP TARTS

Happy 50th Birthday, Pop-Tarts: A Ranking Of The Most Delicious Flavors

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Despite some controversies and lawsuits, the Pop-Tart has been running strong since 1964, thanks mostly to a variety of ridiculous flavors.

adam sandler

Enjoy This Complete Ranking Of Adam Sandler’s Movies At A Medium Pace

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For Adam Sandler's birthday, here is a very fair and forgiving ranking of all of his starring roles.

#Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

A Cowabunga Ranking Of The Best ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Toys Ever Made

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In honor of the new reboot of the 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' movie franchise, let's celebrate the best toys from the 80s and 90s.

trace cyrus

The Inaugural Roger Clinton Sh*ttiest Celebrity Brothers Power Rankings

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For Roger Clinton's birthday, we honor some other terrible brothers of celebrities who have made names for themselves in recent years.

#Weird Al Yankovic

A Very Stupid Ranking Of The Imaginary TV Shows From ‘UHF’ On Its 25th Anniversary

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Weird Al's 1989 movie 'UHF' celebrates 25 years this week, so let's celebrate the genius of this critically-panned cult classic.

#jimmy fallon

Celebrate Alex Trebek’s Birthday With The Worst Impressions From SNL’s ‘Jeopardy!’

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For Alex Trebek's birthday, let's remember the worst impressions from SNL's 'Celebrity Jeopardy!' that we still love anyway.

#jeopardy

Put Down That Knife And Check Out Weird Al Yankovic’s All-Time Greatest Videos

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In honor of his new album, 'Mandatory Fun,' here's a celebration of 'Weird Al' Yankovic's greatest music video parodies.

#bill murray

For Its 30th Anniversary, A Very Spooky Ranking Of The Ghosts From ‘Ghostbusters’

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The beloved 1984 comedy 'Ghostbusters' turns 30 on Saturday, so here's a very serious look at the terrifying ghosts that were busted.


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