#Star Wars

Skee-ball Golf And Friday Morning Links

The only way this is actually skee ball is if the guy who runs the course has to come over, open it up and fix it every 15 minutes.

#MLB

Serengeti’s ‘Don’t Blame Steve’ Is Dope, Name Checks Kyle Farnsworth

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Fan songs -- not just the ones people record in their garage, this includes the ones that are professionally produced -- are almost always terrible.

#COMMERCIALS

Why Hello, Kate Upton's DirecTV Commercial (And Morning Links)

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(via BroBible) I'll be spending Monday sitting at an airport/sitting on an airplane back to Austin, so please be exponentially less bored than me by perusing the morning links and/or watching this commercial on loop for the next 20 hours.

SPACE JAM

Space Jam? Space Jam.

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This is the video for "Hit Em High" from the Space Jam soundtrack.

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Russian Billionaire Performs Pitch Perfect Russian Rap Parody On Russian Television

Russian billionaire/oligarch and New Jersey Nets owner, Mikhail Prokhorov, recently appeared on Russian "comedy" show Projector Paris Hilton in what was apparently an attempt to even further deepen my appreciation for the performance of the dude in the DirecTV commercials.

#Facebook

Thursday Morning Links Are Well-Informed, Extremely Political

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Is the Muslim Brotherhood trying to assassinate the Emperor.

#ADULT SWIM

Therapeutic Pug Massage And Morning Links

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A nice counterpoint to the heavy stuff I wrote about yesterday.

#Community

Morning Links: A Penny For Your Thoughts, A Five To Keep It Live

I tell people that "God" by John Lennon is my favorite song, but it's really this.

#game of thrones

Hanley Ramirez Is Passive-Aggressive For Powerade (And Morning Links)

I can't wait to see @MrBrandonStroud on TV swing by as it misses the ball by a foot.

#ARCHER

Metta Brings Peace To The World Of Roaches (And Friday Morning Links)

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Let's find out what the Lakers are looking foar to.

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UPROXX Discussion: What Music Groups Would You Like To See Reunite For A Summer Tour?

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Last year, I emailed rapper and Miami mayoral candidate Luther Campbell to ask if I could interview him for a magazine article I was writing about the state of Florida college football.

SUPER BOWL XLVI

The Gronk Song: Rob Gronkowski Is Good At Football, Gets Boners

It's time to flush the good will and fan song benefit-of-the-doubt earned by Ashkon's "Niners In Paris" down the toilet, because the worst kind of guy who does things on the Internet (the bald, bearded guy wearing sunglasses on his webcam) has created "The Gronk Song - An Original for Rob Gronkowski".

ZAHIA DEHAR

Sh*t Yankees Fans Say Contains None Of The Things I Say About Yankees Fans

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To their credit, that's mostly just "ugh, look at this asshole".

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Super Bowl XLVI: New York Giants Vs. New England Patriots Vs. John Cena

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I liked football better back when I thought it was real.

#bill murray

Sh*t Tim Tebow Says (Plus Morning Links)

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In yesterday's morning links I posted a "Hitler reacts to the Broncos beating the Steelers" video and joked Somebody make "Sh*t Tim Tebow Says".


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