#Twitter

Cool Rape Jokes, War Machine

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Jon "War Machine" Koppenhaver has made lots of great decisions in his life, including: 1.

REDDIT

Here’s What Happens When A Redditor Confesses To Raping A Teenage Girl

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After one Redditor confessed to getting away with raping a teenage girl, the rest of the community made his life a living Hell.

rape

Klaus Kinski's daughter says he raped her for 14 years, starting when she was 5

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Klaus Kinski was a Polish-born German actor best known for being the leading man in five or six Werner Herzog films in the seventies and eighties.

TOPICAL

Legitimate Rape

There's been a lot of controversy over Todd Akin's comments on "legitimate rape" and the miracles a woman's uterus can do when it happens.

REDDIT

If You’ve Ever Wondered What It’s Like To Be A Rapist, Have We Got A Reddit Thread For You!

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So last night Reddit kicked of a thread that is equal parts horrifying and fascinating, the title line of which reads: "Reddit's had a few threads about sexual assault victims, but are there any redditors from the other side of the story? What were your motivations? Do you regret it?" Of course, a crapload of rapists rushed over to tell their stories.

#comic con

Producers Of Daniel Tosh's Animated Series Scramble To Remove Numerous Rape References Before Its Comic-Con Debut

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WELL LOOKIE HERE -- the pilot episode of Tosh's new animated series, Brickleberry, is set to debut at Comic-Con tonight. What's it about? Well, according to someone who has seen it, "most of the pilot is about rape." Uh-oh.

#Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Cousin Oliver from the Brady Bunch would like to report a Ninja Turtle sodomy

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It turns out that metaphorical rape is an equally-opportunity crime, from which neither men nor women are safe, which is what makes it perhaps the biggest threat facing melodramatic crybabies today.

#dave grohl

Courtney Love says the Muppets raped her

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Just weeks after Kim Novak took out a full-page ad in Variety saying "I'd like to report a rape" because of a Vertigo sample in The Artist, Courtney Love has become the latest public figure to accuse a film soundtrack of violating her.

#TRAILERS

Japan’s Red Riding Hood has Nudity, Werewolf Rape

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If you watched Amanda Seyfried in 2011’s Red Riding Hood, thinking, “Eh, this is OK, but I could use more violent girls flashing their boobs and werewolves acting all rapey” then you’re in luck, because Japan already heard you loud and clear.

Vertigo

Vertigo star Kim Novak says ‘The Artist’ raped her

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Michael Hazanavicius's The Artist has been winning rave reviews and awards for essentially being a movie about classic Hollywood that's also an overt homage to those movies, including an audio reference to Bernard Herrmann's famous score from Hitchcock's Vertigo during a climactic scene.

rape

Deliverance’s “Squeal like a pig” guy is raping angels in Heaven now

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In the annals of cinematic male rape, even before Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, there was Deliverance, which forever entered "Squeal like a pig.

TONYA COOLEY

‘Real World’ Star Sues MTV, Claims She Was Raped With a Tootbrush

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Tonya Cooley was a member of 2002's "Real World: Chicago," and since then she's appeared as a Playboy Cybergirl of the Week and starred in Cinemax's The Erotic Traveler 02: Lost in Ecstasy (sounds good).

#NFL

Brandon Meriweather Has Bad Houseguests

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It’s been a pretty rough year for Chicago Bears safety Brandon Meriweather.

#COMEDY CENTRAL

Who Knows More About Tiger Blood Than Mike Tyson, Am I Right Folks

The above image is an ESPN illustration from a Page 2 piece called "Charlie Sheen vs.

rape

‘Random Task’ Convicted of Gun Rape, Could Get 15 to Life

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Joe Son, a man best known for his role as Random Task in the first Austin Powers and a brief career as a fighter that saw him go 0-4 as an MMA fighter and 0-1 as a kickboxer (though he did famously get punched in the dick a lot and showed up to Joseph Hyungmin Son was found guilty of one felony count of torture Thursday.

VANS

Righteous or Rapey? A Treasury of Rape Vans

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The other day after posting my most recent rape van submission (as the internet's number one destination for vannin' and rape-van related van pictures, it happens all the time), a friend asked, "Wait, is every van a rape van.

YOUR HIGHNESS

Your Highness has a minotaur rape scene, uncensored cow boners

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It didn't seem to bode well for the movie, when in the first trailer for Your Highness, the centerpiece joke was a guy falling down.


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