Ray Lewis: ‘The Only Reason We Know Who Tom Brady Is, Because Of A Tuck Rule.’

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Ray Lewis with perhaps the most trolling quote of all-time regarding Tom Brady.

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Ray Lewis Said The Most Obnoxious Thing About The Ray Rice Domestic Abuse Case

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As if things couldn't get any worse with domestic abuse commentary, Ray Lewis weighed in and what did he just say?


Read This Now: The New Yorker On How ESPN Trains Athletes for TV

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"The Worldwide Leader In Sports" pulls out all the stops to make former athletes coherent on-air personalities.


Bill Walton Just Said, 'F*ck It' Last Night

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Yesterday, Deadspin reported that <a href="http://deadspin.com/espn-suspends-bill-simmons-from-twitter-after-em-first-453717304?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow">ESPN’s golden child and father of Grantland, Bill Simmons, had been unusually silent on Twitter for the past two days</a>, and it turned out that the Worldwide Leader has placed a gag order on him after he criticized First Take’s <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkPUj30GpPs">horrible debate segment between Skip Bayless and Seattle Seahawks DB Richard Sherman</a>.

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SNL Covered The Super Bowl Blackout And Jay Pharoah Should Be Shannon Sharpe Forever

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<a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tag/snl/" target="_blank">Warming Glow</a> usually handles weekly recaps of Saturday Night Live right after it airs.


Ray Lewis Talks to Jesus and God


Ray Lewis negotiates how much of a heavenly push the Ravens are going to get in the Super Bowl.


Anyone Can Buy Deer Antler Spray And Be Just Like Ray Lewis… Allegedly

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Prior to this week, the most I’d ever known about anything involving deer came down to: 1) Venison is delicious as long as I convince myself it’s not Bambi and 2) You can buy deer piss in hunting stores.


Saturday Night Live Did A Ray Lewis Thing, And Yes, It Was Kenan Thompson

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In a better world, Saturday Night Live sketches about football players would suddenly become super popular, and 80 minutes of every show would just be Kenan Thompson changing jerseys and doing the same voice to represent every black football player.


SNL: Ray Lewis on Weekend Update


Emotional linebacker Ray Lewis joins Weekend Update to talk about the upcoming Super Bowl.


The Sports WAG Feud That Absolutely Nobody Asked For: Linda Hogan Vs. Anna Welker

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This week has already been highlighted by “news” that includes people <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6865235/twidiots-beyonce-the-treasonous-traitor">accusing Beyonce of treason for lip-syncing the National Anthem</a>, Manti Te’o playing <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/US/manti-teo-tells-katie-couric-briefly-lied-girlfriend/story?id=18290412">the “What would you do?” game</a> with Katie Couric, and Sheryl Crow, of all people, <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2013/01/sheryl-crow-on-ex-lance-armstrong-the-truth-will-set-you-free/">being dragged through the mud over Lance Armstrong</a> admitting that he used PEDs, so I think it’s safe to say that this is quite the slow news week.


Ray Lewis Is An Accessory To A Light Show


It's the best thing to happen to laser shows since the South Park Planetarium did 'Laser Loggins.


10.19 The Cooler

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<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/claudia-sampedro-c.jpg"></a>Claudia Sampedro Rick Ross Sued Over Brawl At 2011 Birthday Party In New York <a href="http://allhiphop.com/2012/10/18/rapper-rick-ross-sued-over-brawl-at-2011-birthday-party-in-new-york/">[AHH]</a> Is Ray Lewis Done In The NFL.

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