Posts Tagged: RAY LEWIS

ANNOUNCERS

Bill Walton Just Said, 'F*ck It' Last Night

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Yesterday, Deadspin reported that <a href="http://deadspin.com/espn-suspends-bill-simmons-from-twitter-after-em-first-453717304?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow">ESPN’s golden child and father of Grantland, Bill Simmons, had been unusually silent on Twitter for the past two days</a>, and it turned out that the Worldwide Leader has placed a gag order on him after he criticized First Take’s <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkPUj30GpPs">horrible debate segment between Skip Bayless and Seattle Seahawks DB Richard Sherman</a>.

BILL COWHER

SNL Covered The Super Bowl Blackout And Jay Pharoah Should Be Shannon Sharpe Forever

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<a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tag/snl/" target="_blank">Warming Glow</a> usually handles weekly recaps of Saturday Night Live right after it airs.

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Ray Lewis Talks to Jesus and God

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Ray Lewis negotiates how much of a heavenly push the Ravens are going to get in the Super Bowl.

AMAZON

Anyone Can Buy Deer Antler Spray And Be Just Like Ray Lewis… Allegedly

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Prior to this week, the most I’d ever known about anything involving deer came down to: 1) Venison is delicious as long as I convince myself it’s not Bambi and 2) You can buy deer piss in hunting stores.

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Saturday Night Live Did A Ray Lewis Thing, And Yes, It Was Kenan Thompson

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In a better world, Saturday Night Live sketches about football players would suddenly become super popular, and 80 minutes of every show would just be Kenan Thompson changing jerseys and doing the same voice to represent every black football player.

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SNL: Ray Lewis on Weekend Update

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Emotional linebacker Ray Lewis joins Weekend Update to talk about the upcoming Super Bowl.

AFC CHAMPIONSHIP

The Sports WAG Feud That Absolutely Nobody Asked For: Linda Hogan Vs. Anna Welker

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This week has already been highlighted by “news” that includes people <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6865235/twidiots-beyonce-the-treasonous-traitor">accusing Beyonce of treason for lip-syncing the National Anthem</a>, Manti Te’o playing <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/US/manti-teo-tells-katie-couric-briefly-lied-girlfriend/story?id=18290412">the “What would you do?” game</a> with Katie Couric, and Sheryl Crow, of all people, <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2013/01/sheryl-crow-on-ex-lance-armstrong-the-truth-will-set-you-free/">being dragged through the mud over Lance Armstrong</a> admitting that he used PEDs, so I think it’s safe to say that this is quite the slow news week.

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Ray Lewis Is An Accessory To A Light Show

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It's the best thing to happen to laser shows since the South Park Planetarium did 'Laser Loggins.

CAROLINA PANTHERS

What If Ryan Kalil’s Super Bowl Guarantee Inspired More Players To Do The Same?

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Last week, Carolina Panthers center Ryan Kalil (pictured above at Comic Con 2011 because it’s important) took out a full page ad in the Charlotte Observer, <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Carolina-Panthers.jpg">promising fans of his team that the Panthers were going to win Super Bowl XLVII</a>.

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Ray Lewis Wants You To Get Pissed Off For Greatness

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Baltimore Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis is best known for watching a dude murder someone his leadership abilities and unstoppable determination.

BEN AFFLECK

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You People Are Guests in Kevin Costner’s Corn

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<a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/">Funny or Die</a> has a knack for cramming as many celebrities as possible into three minute video, and today they've outdone themselves -- watch in amazement has Ray Liotta, Kevin Costner, Dennis Haysbert, the Were-llama from Twilight and half of professional football bring you a Lockout-flavored sequel to the greatest baseball movie of all time, Field of Dreams.

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Ray Lewis Thinks You’re A Criminal

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Until now, the hardest part about this NFL lockout ordeal for most of us was worrying about planning our fantasy football draft parties, but it turns out that people out there actually depend on the NFL for their income and supporting their families.

BRETT FAVRE

Coming To Theaters: The Madden Curse

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When Hollywood studios aren’t insulting us with films based on <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/sony-takes-a-risk-of-being-retarded">Candyland</a> and <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/seven-figures-for-wheres-waldo">Where’s Waldo?</a>, they’re making terrible sports movies about dogs that can play football and Freddie Prinze Jr.

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Help Ray Lewis Name His ‘Sleeved Blanket’

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We discussed this on <a href="http://bit.ly/PUNTE_61+">my podcast</a> last night, but here it is for all of my deaf readers: God's stabbiest linebacker is holding a contest to help promote his new custom line of apparel.

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Ravens Need to Stop Snitchin’

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The NFL has metaphorically bitch slapped the Baltimore Ravens, forcing the franchise to cancel their final week of offseason training camp.

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IT’S A VERY RAVEN WEDDING

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The first thing I thought when I saw this was, "Hey, shouldn't the bride be wearing a white jersey.

NBC IS RUINING MY LIFE

RODNEY TO TOM BRADY: TAKE OFF THE SKIRT

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Before yesterday, Rodney Harrison had contributed absolutely nothing in his first year as an "analyst" for NBC's Sunday Night football coverage.

ANNOUNCERS

DONOVAN MCNABB ANSWERED THE PHONE

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With less than three minutes to play, the Eagles had the ball and led by two scores in what was about to be an upset of the conference's top-seeded team in hostile Giants Stadium.


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