Posts Tagged: REASONS TO HATE SOCCER

BOLIVIA

Just What Soccer Needed: Spooky Ghosts

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Because everything else has happened during a soccer game, a SPOOKY GHOST appeared during a match last week and caused a panic amongst fans.

FIRE

A Greek Cup Match Was Delayed By A Stadium Full Of Fans With Flares And Now We’re Just Playing In Hell

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We've seen soccer stadiums on fire and matches interrupted by thrown flares, but never an entire stadium of fans with flares on fire.

CRAZY SOCCER FIGHTS

Stadium-Wide Brazilian Soccer Brawls, Now With Helicopters

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A Brazilian soccer brawl got so bad that police fired tear gas and rubber bullets, and a helicopter had to be flown in to airlift someone away.

REASONS TO HATE SOCCER

Manchester United’s Patrice Evra Fell Into The Stands And Got His Butthole Groped

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Soccer player Patrice Evra got his butt pinched (scooped? Something.) by a female Tottenham supporter.

REASONS TO HATE SOCCER

Tottenham Hotspur Fans Threw A Flare At A Referee Because Attempted Murder Is Hilarious

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Two guys at a Tottenham Hotspur game tossed a flare at a referee and hit him in the neck. Keep in mind that flares involve FIRE. Well done, soccer fans.

BLOOD

A Soccer Goalie Got His Face Removed By An Opposing Player’s Cleats

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A soccer goalie had his face torn and bloodied when an opposing player stomped him in the face during a game. Warning: it's pretty bloody.

CRAZY TOWN

Today In Facekicking: A Paraguayan Player Goes Full Ninja On A Referee’s Face

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Today in facekicking news, a Paraguayan soccer player gave a referee a flying karate kick to the face for no reason

AS ROMA

And Now, Daniele De Rossi And The Worst Soccer Dive Ever

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<a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/05/and-now-the-worst-soccer-dive-ever/daniele-de-rossi-dive" rel="attachment wp-att-111621"></a>I think the Youtube user who uploaded this clip did it a great service by removing the sound, removing the context and playing it on loop.

BRAZIL

Caxirola Is The Official Instrument Of The 2014 World Cup, Because Of Course It Is

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FINALLY, the official instrument of the 2014 World Cup in Brazil has been announced, and I can finally stop worrying about how I was gonna watch soccer without incessantly playing a stupid f**king noisy trinket.

GRUESOME INJURIES

Your Gruesome Bosnian Soccer Ankle Breaking Of The Day

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Here's 19-year-old FK Željezničar Sarajevo midfielder Nermin Zolotić, a man with pro-level soccer skills, a team name that is extremely difficult to type and only one functioning leg.

AEK ATHENS

Good Morning! Here’s a Soccer Nazi Getting Banned For Life (and Morning Links)

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god, stop being such a soccer nazi AEK Athens midfielder Giorgos Katidis scored a goal and gave a Nazi salute, because soccer people are crazy.

BAQUEDANO

Today In Positive Soccer News: Chilean Fans Tried To Beat A Referee To Death

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It's pretty sad that I have to preface every soccer violence story with an, "at least nobody <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/12/a-turkish-soccer-match-gets-interrupted-by-smoke-bombs-because-of-course-it-does" target="_blank">tried to kill them with grenades</a>" thing, but here we are.

KHALED AL-ZAYLAI

More Like Moleste M’bumi, Am I Right

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Hey, want to see a soccer player try to stick his entire arm up another player's ass.

BURAK YILMAZ

A Turkish Soccer Match Gets Interrupted By Smoke Bombs, Because Of Course It Does

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With Leather would like to celebrate four straight months of stories about butthole soccer fans trying to hurt players with explosives.

FC ZENIT ST. PETERSBURG

Today In Racist Soccer News: Zenit St. Petersburg Fans Issue ‘We’re Not Racist, But’ Statement

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I'm not an expert on soccer, and I'm certainly no authority on civil rights, but if I've learned one thing from being on the Internet for 15 years, it's that anything prefaced with, "I'm not racist, but," is about to get really racist.

Argentina

People Are Still Throwing Explosives At Soccer Players

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I'm not going to call them "grenades" anymore because people on the Internet know way too much about the semantics of what is and isn't a grenade ("grenades have shrapnel.

HAL DOUGLAS QUINN

FC Dallas CEO Smothered His Wife With A Pillow, Or ‘Help Me Pick A New MLS Team’

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Nothing makes you feel quite as warm on your insides as waking up to read about how the head of your favorite Major League Soccer club celebrated his 50th birthday by beating the shit out of his wife and smothering her with a pillow until she was unconscious.


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