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Fox Is Fast And Furiously Rebooting ‘Hitman’ With Paul Walker. No, Really.

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Only five years after Timothy Olyphantastic played 'Hitman', Fox is rebooting it with Paul Walker. This is real. This is an idea someone had.

TIM STORY

Cautious Nerd Boner Time: 'Chronicle' Director Taking Over 'Fantastic Four' Reboot

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Very few people would argue that Fantastic Four and Rise of the Silver Surfer weren’t terrible movies.

#video games

First Look At “Tomb Raider” Shows Lara Croft Getting Gritty

Crystal Dynamics and Square Enix are rebooting Tomb Raider, take Lara Croft back to her start as an adventurer, and the first gameplay video was unveiled at E3 this week.

#the rock

Universal Thinks You’ll Watch Another Doom Movie

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Remember Doom, the 90's video game that caused who-knows-how-many lost work hours from everyone attacking demons with a chainsaw on their PCs.

#video games

Tomb Raider Busting Into Theaters In 2013

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Graham King (The Town, The Departed, The Tourist, I'm sensing a pattern here) has acquired the film rights to Square Enix game "Tomb Raider" with plans to reboot the franchise in multiple films with his company GK Films.

#video games

The Tomb Raider Reboot Is More Realistic…With Japanese Monsters

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Square Enix and Crystal Dynamics have released concept art and screenshots of their new Tomb Raider reboot, and from the looks of it, the game is more survival horror than the mix of action, adventure and puzzle solving that the franchise is  known for.

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Joss Whedon Ain’t Happy About Buffy

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Warner Brothers recently announced that it will reboot Buffy the Vampire Slayer for the big screen, and that could possibly be cool if they did it right and I’m not going to waste anyone’s time – they’re not going to do it right.

TOTAL RECALL

Colin Farrell the Frontrunner for Total Recall

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If you hadn't heard, Total Recall is being remade, which Vince reported decision.

#Comics

Stan Lee: Donald Glover Should Be Able To Audition For Spider-Man

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Does Spider-Man have to be a little white teenager.

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Del Toro To Resurrect Van Helsing

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As I so brilliantly pointed out recently, Hollywood has slowly been destroying the awesomeness of vampire movies, with films like Dracula 2000, Queen of the Damned and Twilight mangling once terrifying characters.

TOBEY MAGUIRE

MARK WEBB DIRECTING SPIDER-MAN TRILOGY REBOOT

It's been rumored for awhile that Mark Webb (500 Days of Summer) may be directing the next Spider-Man film (a reboot) after Sam Raimi and the cast got the boot one screenplay too late.

TOBEY MAGUIRE

SPIDER-MAN GETS THE REBOOT

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Yesterday, Nikke Finke reported that Sony is rebooting the Spider-Man franchise.

#Batman

DC REBOOTING BATMAN AND SUPERMAN

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   99% of potholes are created by Superman.

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FANTASTIC FOUR REBOOT: DO NOT WANT.

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The Fantastic Four movies are the perfect counterpoint to stuff like The Dark Knight and Spider-Man 2 in the argument over whether comic-book movies are good or bad.

#Arnold Schwarzenegger

GET TO DA CHOPAAA! (AGAIN)

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A "reboot" (that's when they make, say, a Terminator movie whose plot ignores all previous Terminator movies) of Predator from Fox would normally sound like an awful idea, but the rumor is Robert Rodriguez is attached.


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