Posts Tagged: REESE WITHERSPOON

ATOM EGOYAN

The West Memphis Three Gets Fictionalized And Colin Firth'd In 'The Devil's Knot'

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Have you ever wondered what those West Memphis Three documentaries would look like if they'd starred famous actors?

BRIAN KIRK

Rachel McAdams May Be Unfrozen By Creepy Space Keanu In 'Passengers'

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Rachel McAdams is negotiating to star alongside Keanu Reeves in sci-fi movie 'Passengers', which is somehow being billed as a love story, not a horror.

BILL CLINTON

Scarlett Johansson, Amanda Seyfried Among Actresses Vying To Play Hillary Clinton

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Last year’s Black List featured an unused script entitled, Rodham, which is about the younger years of Hillary Clinton and not, as it turns out, a powerful-yet-delicious rod made of ham that was handed down from the gods to a mortal man in order to save mankind.

CONAN

If They Melded: Reese Witherspoon + Steve Buscemi Edition

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<a href="http://clipnation.com/tag/conan-obrien/">Conan O’Brien</a> mashes together video footage of celebrities, and the results are horrifying.

CELEBRITY ARRESTS

Reese Witherspoon’s Dash Cam Arrest Video Is Her Best Performance Yet

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It was only a matter of time before the dash cam footage of Reese Witherspoon’s arrest was released, and <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2013/05/02/reese-witherspoon-arrest-dash-cam-video/" target="_blank">TMZ was on the ball as expected</a>.

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Reese Witherspoon Is Super Sorry, Y’all

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Yesterday afternoon, Vince frisked us extra long and generously with the knowledge that one-time Simpsons guest <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/04/reese-witherspoon-dui-arrest-dont-you-know-my-name" target="_blank">Reese Witherspoon had been arrested last Friday</a> in Georgia for getting a little uppity with the law man.

CELEBRITY ARRESTS

Reese Witherspoon plays the don’t-you-know-who-I-am card in husband’s DUI arrest

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Reese Witherspoon's husband was <a href="http://variety.com/2013/biz/news/reese-witherspoon-arrested-dui-husband-jim-toth-atlanta-1200401299/" target="_blank">arrested for a DUI in Atlanta </a>over the weekend, an otherwise forgettable sin that was made notable by how much of a haughty brat the report makes Reese out to be.

CELEBRITY ARRESTS

Reese Witherspoon Does Her Best Randy Marsh Impression, Gets Arrested

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Reese Witherspoon used the Randy Marsh defense to get out of police trouble. It didn't work.

Al Gore

Who Needs Celebrity Friends When You've Got Photoshop?

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A friend of mine used to throw a wild Christmas party every year with a selective guest list, which often left a lot of people pissed off and questioning their friendship.

NICOLE 4 EVA

Justin Bieber is obsessed with the 1996 Mark Wahlberg film ‘Fear’

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Before Mark Wahlberg was a movie star, he was a juvenile delinquent who beat old Vietnamese men with sticks and It all would've worked out too, if only she hadn't caught him raping that slut Alyssa Milano.

CHELSEA HANDLER

Tom Hardy & Chris Pine fight over Reese Witherspoon in ‘This Means War’

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After the jump, you can watch the trailer for McG's This Means War, starring Tom Hardy and Chris Pine as two CIA super spies who are best of friends until one day, (*RECORD SCRATCH*) they realize they're both dating Reese Witherspoon (*SAD TROMBONE*).

AMANDA SEYFRIED

The Hilarious (And Dead On) Celebrity Caricatures Of Cartoonist Pete Emslie

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When I was a kid, my favorite part of my family's summer trips to Walt Disney World was when my parents would be released from the detaining area after they'd try to run on restaurant checks.

ANGELINA JOLIE

Sarah Jessica Parker is the highest-paid actress in Hollywood

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Forbes recently released their list of Hollywood's ten highest-paid actresses and-- AW GOD DAMMIT, KATHERINE HEIGL.

CELEBRITY NEIGHBOR FEUDS

Reese Witherspoon’s neighbors steamed over her loud ass

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Probably my favorite thing about celebrities is that they're always getting in ridiculous fights with their neighbors.

blake lively

Reese Witherspoon is kind of a b___h

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Apologies for not live-blogging the MTV Movie Awards last night, but in fairness, I didn't liveblog my nieces arguing over which of their dolls were prettiest either.

AWARDS SHOWS

Oh No, Not the F-Word!

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The MTV Movie Awards were last night, and I did my very best to watch the shiny two-hour commercial for summer films.

ALEXANDER PAYNE

Watch the original ending of Election

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Alexander Payne's Election came out in 1999 and I don't think it's too hyperbolic to call it one of the best comedies of all time (people were still talking about it in 2008, when it provided a pretty <a href="http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2008/01/is_hillary_clinton_indeed_trac.html" target="_blank">dead-on metaphor</a> for the Hillary Clinton-Barack Obama primary race).

Robert Pattinson

RPattz Steals Reese Witherspoon from Christoph Waltz

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Here's Robert Pattinson starring in the new trailer for Water for Elephants.

HOW DO YOU KNOW

New Reese Witherspoon Rom-Com Cost $120 Million

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A Hollywood Reporter article claims How Do You Know, the new James L.

HOW DO YOU KNOW

Everyone loves Reese Witherspoon’s t-shirt

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For some reason I feel like I haven't heard anything about this movie before today, but here's the trailer for James L.


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