Posts Tagged: religion

coke

In A Shocking Story, Cocaine Was Seized By German Officials Headed To The Vatican

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Cocaine was found headed toward the Vatican by German officials. You'd think praying was enough.

GOD

Science Backs Up Matthew McConaughey's Oscar Acceptance Speech

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Rusty Cohle doesn't speak no lies, no sir, his words are backed by SCIENCE.

Kanye West

The First Video For The Religion Based On Kanye West, Yeezianity, Is A Twisted Fantasy

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Would you be surprised to learn that the founder of Yeezianity is a 23-year-old unemployed white guy?

Christmas

The Florida Capitol Will Soon Feature A Festivus Pole With Pabst Blue Ribbon Cans

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After a nativity scene was approved for the Florida capitol building, an atheist was given permission to add a Festivus pole in protest.

PALM BEACH

Florida Friday: Pastor Praises Christmas for Being Easier to Spell Than That Jew Thing with the Candles

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FLORIDA FRIDAY: A Florida pastor is in hot water for a bit of playful Hanukkah-bashing on his church's marquee.

Jehovah's Witnesses

This Man Found The Perfect Way To Get Rid Of Pesky Jehovah’s Witnesses

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Lifehack: here's how to get Jehovah's Witnesses to stop bugging you.

al sharpton

Bill Maher And His Guests Questioned Obama's Faith And Slammed The Obamacare Website Rollout Last Night

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Last night's Real Time with Bill Maher -- the guests being Richard Dawkins, Michael Moore, Valerie Plame and Al Sharpton -- was quite good.

OAKLAND

An Atheist Was Murdered By His Religious Friend After They Snorted Coke, Argued About God

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Douglas Yim killed his non-God-fearing friend after they got into an argument.

ELLE

Wait, What: Being On The Cover Of Sports Illustrated Made Kate Upton Hate Herself

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Kate Upton has appeared on <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/02/rejoice-kate-upton-is-the-sports-illustrated-swimsuit-issue-cover-girl#page/2" target="_blank">back to back</a> <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/02/important-late-breaking-news-kate-upton-looks-nice-on-the-new-sports-illustrated-swimsuit-issue-cover" target="_blank">covers of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue</a> because she is what people with blood in their bodies picture when they hear "woman who looks great in a swimsuit.

david miscavige

Leah Remini Has Left The Church Of Scientology

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The New York Post reported that actress Leah Remini has left the church of Scientology after questioning David Miscavige led to her being interrogated.

funny

Taiwanese Animation: Tim Tebow Joins The Patriots

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<a href="http://clipnation.com/tag/tim-tebow/">Tim Tebow</a> signing with the New England Patriots gets the always entertaining and absurd <a href="http://clipnation.com/tag/taiwanese-animation/">Taiwanese animation</a> treatment, which he also received when he <a href="http://clipnation.com/taiwanese-animation-tim-tebows-jets-drama/">sat on the bench</a> with the New York Jets -- and <a href="http://clipnation.com/taiwanese-animation-tim-tebow-cut/">when they cut him</a>.

AT LEAST IT'S COMPETITIVE

Terrible News, Bros: The Miss World Pageant Has Enacted A Bikini Ban

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There are several reasons that I don’t talk about organized religion at all, with the most notable being that the Vatican threatened to have me killed after my 600th request to replace the Virgin Mary in art with pictures of Kate Upton.

athiests

Wolf Blitzer Asked An Atheist Tornado Survivor If She Thanked The Lord. She Did Not.

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CNN's Wolf Blitzer presumes everyone believes in his God, and asks a tornado survivor if she thanks the Lord.

jimmy fallon

Pros and Cons: Easter

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Easter is a great holiday, but it's not perfect.

BLOOPERS

Wet Willie Newsbomb

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A student standing behind his school president during a live newscast about the new Pope takes the opportunity to give his classmate a wet willie.

funny

Lie Witness News: The New Pope

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Jimmy Kimmel asks people on the street what they think about the new pope, even though there isn't a new pope yet.

ELLEN

Popestars!

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Find out what happens when five old men are forced to live in the same house and have to compete against each other to become the next Pope.

funny

SNL: Papal Securities

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Papal Securities is the trusted name in planning for Popes eying retirement.

CHRISTOPH WALTZ

SNL: DJesus Uncrossed

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In Quentin Tarantino's new historical revenge thriller, Jesus emerges from his tomb and has the Romans on his radar.


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