was it really that bad?

Was 2001 Remake ‘Planet Of The Apes’ Really That Bad?

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2001's 'Planet Of The Apes' is widely seen as terrible. But does it deserve that reputation?

STARGATE

Four Ways The New ‘Stargate’ Could Be Great (And Four Ways It Could Be Terrible)

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The return of Stargate is good news... but we've got a few reservations.

#TRAILERS

Cameron Diaz Is Still Pouring On The Crazy In The New ‘Annie’ Trailer

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The latest trailer for 'Annie' lets us in on the famous orphan's plan to unleash Will Stacks's heart of gold.

rosemary's baby

The ‘Rosemary’s Baby’ Remake Commits The Worst Sin Of All

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'Rosemary's Baby' aired its first half last night, and committed a terrible storytelling sin.

#PRO WRESTLING

Oh God, They’re Remaking ‘Kickboxer’ With Georges St-Pierre And Batista

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Would you like to watch a remake of the 1989 Jean Claude Van Damme classic KICKBOXER? What if it suddenly starred GSP and Batista?

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Chris Hemsworth Might Have Been Offered A Role In The ‘Lethal Weapon’ Remake

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A new rumor claims that Chris Hemsworth has been offered the role of Martin Riggs, Jr. in the next 'Lethal Weapon' film.

unnecessary remakes

Rebel Wilson Will Star In A Very Unnecessary ‘Private Benjamin’ Remake

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New Line is remaking the 1980 Oscar-nominated comedy 'Private Benjamin' with Rebel Wilson because creativity is dead again.

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Adam Sandler’s Adaptation Of ‘Pixels’ Will Star Kevin James And Josh Gad

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Set for a May 15, 2015 release date, Adam Sandler's big screen adaptation of the wonderful short film 'Pixels' will star the same old crew.

#TRAILERS

The Japanese Trailer For ‘Godzilla’ Has Something Of A Foot Fetish

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The Japanese get a good look at Godzilla's feet in this international trailer.

REMAKES

A Remake-Producing Virus Has Infected ‘Cabin Fever’

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'Cabin Fever' is going to be remade. For some reason.

#TRAILERS

Cameron Diaz Is A Bitter, Abusive Spinstress In The ‘Annie’ Trailer

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The trailer for Sony's modern retelling of 'Annie' reveals the most adorable random song and dance routines you'll see this year.

REMAKES

Key And Peele May Be Helping To Bring A ‘Police Academy’ Remake To The Big Screen

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Key And Peele have created a nice little slice of comedy heaven for themselves on Comedy Central, but can they revitalize the 'Police Academy' franchise?

the grudge

Hollywood Starts Rebooting Remakes With 'The Grudge'

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Yes, 'The Grudge' is getting a fourth movie. Yes, it's a reboot. Yes, the original was a remake. Yes, originality is dead in Hollywood.

why god why?

Paramount Is Remaking 'Explorers' Because We Can't Have Nice Things

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Paramount wants to remake 'Explorers', the 1985 Joe Dante sci-fi movie about Ethan Hawke, River Phoenix, and some other kid building a spaceship.

#Batman

Sony Is Rebooting ‘Zorro.’ Guess What Movie The New Idea Is Compared To.

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Because all remakes and reboots have to be gritty, Sony Pictures is developing a new Zorro movie that will be just like another gritty reboot.

unnecessary remakes

The Totally Unnecessary Remake Of 'The Raid: Redemption' Has A Director

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Screen Gems has tasked Patrick Hughes with the American remake of 'The Raid: Redemption,' which totally doesn't need to be remade.

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The Unnecessary ‘Point Break’ Remake Has Its Johnny Utah

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The casting for the totally unnecessary 'Point Break' remake is complete, as Luke Bracey will play Johnny Utah opposite Gerard Butler.

REMAKES

That’s One Gigantic Lizard In The Newest Poster For ‘Godzilla’

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The new poster for the latest Godzilla movie shows the biggest lizard ever taking on San Francisco.

#ROBOCOP

Box Office Recap: ‘The LEGO Movie’ Spanked This Weekend’s Unoriginal Crapfest

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While Hollywood carted out three remakes for Valentine's Day weekend, 'The LEGO Movie' still reigned supreme with another huge box office performance.

#ROBOCOP

Weekend Movie Guide: About RoboCop’s Endless Love Tale

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'RoboCop' leads a weekend of three remakes, because everyone in Hollywood clearly took too many vacations last year.


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