We write about a lot of stupid kids at With Leather -- the little girl who <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/12/being-bitten-by-a-dolphin-is-a-sport-right" target="_blank">held fish over a dolphin tank and stopped paying attention</a>, kids who <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/04/children-used-as-napkins-and-tuesday-morning-links" target="_blank">let soccer players wipe boogers on their faces</a>, kids who <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/09/jonathan-toews-shows-lebron-james-how-to-deal-with-children" target="_blank">don't keep their head up at hockey camp</a> and <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/08/diamondbacks-kid-on-kimmell" target="_blank">whimpery little baseball kids who cry to get what they want</a> among them -- so it's nice to occasionally take a step back and remember that there are kids in the world who have it together, and could straight-up kickbox you to death.