We write about a lot of stupid kids at With Leather -- the little girl who held fish over a dolphin tank and stopped paying attention, kids who let soccer players wipe boogers on their faces, kids who don't keep their head up at hockey camp and whimpery little baseball kids who cry to get what they want among them -- so it's nice to occasionally take a step back and remember that there are kids in the world who have it together, and could straight-up kickbox you to death.