STEVE NASH

Steve Nash Announces His Official Retirement In An Excellent, Self-Penned ‘Players’ Tribune’ Piece

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The 41-year-old Nash announced his official retirement in a piece he wrote for "The Players' Tribune." We'll miss his foppy tresses.

Michael Jordan's Return

Scottie Pippen Thought Michael Jordan Was ‘Done’ After His First Retirement

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Scottie talks about MJ's first retirement, his return ("I'm back") and their eventual return to glory with another three-peat.

MICROSOFT

Microsoft Officially Brings An End To Internet Explorer

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Internet Explorer is about to ride off into the digital sunset.

#NFL

24-Year-Old San Francisco 49ers’ Linebacker Chris Borland Has Quit The NFL Over Safety Concerns

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San Francisco linebacker Chris Borland has retired from the NFL at the age of 24, citing safety concerns over concussions as his reason.

MAURICE JONES DREW

Pint-Sized Jaguars Great Maurice Jones-Drew Is Retiring From The NFL

Maurice Jones-Drew fell hard after his prime and after a couple of years of trying to recapture the magic, he's retiring at 29.

#The Daily Show

Jon Stewart Is Going To Announce His Retirement From ‘The Daily Show’ Tonight

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Jon Stewart will officially announce tonight that he is stepping down from 'The Daily Show'.

internet explorer

Microsoft Has Decided To Finally Get Rid Of Internet Explorer

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Microsoft's Internet Explorer is finally headed for that great Recycle Bin in the sky.

ADRIAN PETERSON

Suspended NFL Superstar Adrian Peterson Is Hinting That He May Retire And Pursue His Olympic Dreams

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His appeal for reinstatement rejected, suspended NFL star Adrian Peterson is throwing around the words "retirement" and "Olympics".

YVES EDWARDS

Celebrate Yves Edwards’ Retirement With The Thugjitsu Master’s Career Highlights

Yves Edwards retired, so here are some great moments from the career of the Thugjistu Master.

quentin tarantino

Quentin Tarantino Says He Will Probably Retire After Making His Tenth Film

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Quentin Tarantino is trying to get 'The Hateful Eight' to the screen, but he's already looking past it towards the end of his career.

#CLEVELAND CAVALIERS

Report: Ray Allen’s Agent Denies Cavs Story, Says Allen Still May Retire

On Saturday, we relayed the report Ray Allen had decided to forestall his retirement and a future plaque in Springfield to play next season.

#MLB

A Queens Strip Club Is Offering Derek Jeter A Lifetime Pass As If He Needs It

As if he even needs it, Derek Jeter is now welcome at the Show Palace strip club any time he'd like, free of charge.

#PRO WRESTLING

Leave The Snake Puppet Memories Alone: Santino Marella Has Announced His Retirement

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WWE Superstar Santino Marella has ended his in-ring career per an announcement made at a live event on Sunday. Son a ma gun.

video

Tim Duncan Explains Why He Didn’t Retire On “Late Night With David Letterman”

After Tim Duncan won his fifth NBA Championship earlier this month, many felt the 14-time all-star, two-time MVP and three-time Finals MVP could possibly call it quits.

#NBA

Tim Duncan Revealed To David Letterman Why He’s Sticking Around Another Year

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On tonight's 'Late Show,' Tim Duncan tells David Letterman that he still has another good year in him, much to Spurs fans' delight.

video

A Salute To The Retiring Shane Battier

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He won an NCAA National Championship with Duke, and two more with the Miami Heat, but Shane Battier is following through on his plans to retire after the 2013-14 season concluded Sunday night.

RETIREMENT

Report: Ray Allen Debating Retirement This Summer

Ray Allen, the future hall-of-fame shooting guard will turn 39 next month and, while currently battling to help the Heat get back into the NBA Finals series against the Spurs, informed Gary Washburn of the Boston Globe that retirement is an option after the season ends.

Theme Parks

One Of The Walley World Roller Coasters From ‘National Lampoon’s Vacation’ Is Closing

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Six Flags Magic Mountain is closing the Colossus roller coaster after 36 years, which included a role in 'National Lampoon's Vacation.'

RETIREMENT

Alex Trebek Discusses Retirement, Plans To Go Out Like Keyser Soze

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Alex Trebek will retire one day. Here's how he plans to do it.


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