Posts Tagged: RETIREMENTS

Baseball

Derek Jeter Announces (From Atop A Pile Of Money Surrounded By Many Beautiful Women) That The 2014 Season Will Be His Last

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New York Yankees captain Derek Jeter announced via Facebook that the 2014 MLB season would be his last, ending a 20-season career and an amazing tail trail.

JON 'BONES' JONES

Jon Bones Jones Announces His Retirement In The Hopes Of Never Becoming Tito Ortiz

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UFC Light Heavyweight Champion Jon Bones Jones announced that he'd be done and retired by age 30, citing a desire to never take fights past his prime.

RETIREMENTS

Jack Nicholson Is Retiring, So Here Are 12 GIFs Of His That Belong In The Movie Hall Of Fame

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One of the greatest actors ever, Jack Nicholson, is retiring. Here are 12 of his most immortal GIFs.

LOS ANGELES GALAXY

David Beckham Is Doing Something, But I’m Not Sure What

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Get your "I thought he already announced his retirement, when he decided to play MLS" jokes ready.

MORNING LINKS

RIP Andy Roddick, Heaven Needed Someone To Date Its Brooklyn Decker

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This is Andy Roddick's on-court interview after his final career match, and it's moving, except for the part where he's sad about anything ever.

INDIANAPOLIS COLTS

This Is, Literally, The Worst News In The History Of Professional Football

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<a href="https://twitter.com/#!/RobLowe">Rob Lowe</a> has broken the news that Peyton Manning will not return to the NFL.

MINNESOTA VIKINGS

Brett Favre To Retire. Again

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Minnesota Vikings quarterback (and noted old guy that knows how to use a cell phone.

NFL

BRETT FAVRE DIED AGAIN

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Crap, I mean he retired again.

BRETT FAVRE

PETER KING WAS NOT THE ONLY ONE WEEPING

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Brett Favre officially <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylt=Ak.HMGLwMcZ3tInL2FsYFyc5nYcB?slug=ap-packers-favre&prov=ap&type=lgns">announced his retirement</a> today, and he cried like such a little bitch that you would have thought that he'd been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer and given six weeks to live.


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