NFL FOOTBALL

Troy Polamalu Of The Pittsburgh Steelers Has Retired After 12 Seasons

Pro Bowl safety Troy Polamalu retires after 12 NFL seasons

RETIREMENTS

AJ Lee Has Retired From In-Ring Competition With WWE

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Former 3-time Divas Champion AJ Lee has announced her retirement from in-ring competition with WWE.

RETIREMENTS

Michael Gambon Ends His Five-Decade Theater Career Due To ‘Frightening’ Memory Loss

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Michael Gambon discusses the end of his theater acting career while sharing heartbreaking news about his health.

#PRO WRESTLING

Leave The Snake Puppet Memories Alone: Santino Marella Has Announced His Retirement

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WWE Superstar Santino Marella has ended his in-ring career per an announcement made at a live event on Sunday. Son a ma gun.

#MLB

Allow This Drunk Cubs Fan To Explain Why Derek Jeter’s Retirement Is So Special

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As the Cubs honored Derek Jeter during his retirement season tour, an especially moved fan put his career into perspective in one Vine.

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Derek Jeter Announces (From Atop A Pile Of Money Surrounded By Many Beautiful Women) That The 2014 Season Will Be His Last

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New York Yankees captain Derek Jeter announced via Facebook that the 2014 MLB season would be his last, ending a 20-season career and an amazing tail trail.

#UFC

Jon Bones Jones Announces His Retirement In The Hopes Of Never Becoming Tito Ortiz

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UFC Light Heavyweight Champion Jon Bones Jones announced that he'd be done and retired by age 30, citing a desire to never take fights past his prime.

#gifs

Jack Nicholson Is Retiring, So Here Are 12 GIFs Of His That Belong In The Movie Hall Of Fame

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One of the greatest actors ever, Jack Nicholson, is retiring. Here are 12 of his most immortal GIFs.

SOCCER

David Beckham Is Doing Something, But I’m Not Sure What

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Get your "I thought he already announced his retirement, when he decided to play MLS" jokes ready.

#NFL

The Anthony Adams Retirement Video Is Amazing

I OFFICIALLY SAY THE "R" WORD.

U.S. OPEN

RIP Andy Roddick, Heaven Needed Someone To Date Its Brooklyn Decker

This is Andy Roddick's on-court interview after his final career match, and it's moving, except for the part where he's sad about anything ever.

WORLD CUP

Roberto Carlos Retires From Soccer, Surprises World That He Was Still Playing

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Yesterday, 39-year-old Brazilian soccer legend Roberto Carlos announced his retirement, hanging up the boots on a career that stretched over three decades and three continents.

#NFL

This Is, Literally, The Worst News In The History Of Professional Football

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Rob Lowe has broken the news that Peyton Manning will not return to the NFL.

#NFL

Brett Favre To Retire. Again

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Minnesota Vikings quarterback (and noted old guy that knows how to use a cell phone.

#NFL

BRETT FAVRE DIED AGAIN

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Crap, I mean he retired again.

#NFL

PETER KING WAS NOT THE ONLY ONE WEEPING

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Brett Favre officially announced his retirement today, and he cried like such a little bitch that you would have thought that he'd been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer and given six weeks to live.


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