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Alex Smith Is Awful And Other Random Thoughts From The NFL This Weekend

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There’s not a thing to be learned by watching a preseason NFL game.

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The Sex Cannon Is Back And He’s Hornier Than Ever

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Get ready, ladies of Houston, because the Sex Cannon is heading your way.

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FREE AGENCY STARTS, REX GROSSMAN ERA ENDS

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The start of the NFL's free agent period tonight will officially mark the end of the Rex Grossman Era in Chicago, and I can't help but be sentimental.

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JON KITNA HAS AN ARM LIKE A T-SHIRT CANNON

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Lions quarterback Jon Kitna returned to his native Washington to help entertain the crowd at a Sonics game, and you can really see why he made the Pro Bowl squad as a backup.

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JON KITNA BETTER WATCH HIS ASS

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Cowboys cornerback Terence Newman has stated his desire to exact revenge upon Lions quarterback Jon Kitna when the two teams play this Sunday.

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JON KITNA HEALED BY GOD IN LIONS' WIN

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Lions QB Jon Kitna -- the Touchdown Assassin who predicted ten wins for Detroit before the season began -- has been making good on his promise so far in leading his team to a 2-0 start.

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REX GROSSMAN DID SOMETHING RIGHT

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For perhaps the first time ever, I have respect for Rex Grossman.

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HEY, LAY OFF OF RUSH LIMBAUGH

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Everybody's taking pot shots at Rush Limbaugh for his comments about Rex Grossman -- the FanHaus, Deadspin, the Postmen -- and frankly, I've had enough.

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REX GROSSMAN HAD SEX WITH YOUR MOM

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I really feel like it's my patriotic duty to give this video to the world as soon as possible.

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I can’t stop thinking about that game

I've been sitting here for over an hour looking for ANYTHING that's one-tenth as compelling as the Cardinals' Chernobyl.


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