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Rick Perry Was Asked If He Opposes Anal Sex ‘Because The Peeny Goes In Where The Poopy Comes Out’

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A Rick Perry speaking engagement went horribly wrong after a student circulated explicit questions about his anti-gay stances.

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Rick Perry Was All Smiles For His Booking And Then He Got Some Ice Cream

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Texas Governor Rick Perry turned himself in on charges of abuse of power today, and he followed it up with a delicious scoop of ice cream.


Abrasive, Politically-Charged Headline

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Person From Texas Shockingly Hates New York City

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Well, it looks like I found your new favorite YouTube travel vlog: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/robbiebabyk?feature=watch">"A Texan Abroad."</a> You're welcome.


Sh*t Bill Belichick Says Is Not An Unprecedented Situation (+ Links)


via <a href="http://www.unathleticmag.com/">UnathleticMag</a>.


Stephen Colbert Polling At 5% In South Carolina Republican Presidential Primary Even Though He’s Not In The Race


As you may have heard, <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2012/01/11/politics/new-hampshire-main/index.html">Mitt Romney won the New Hampshire primary</a> last night.

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Pro-Adultery Website Endorses Newt Gingrich For President


<a href="http://blogs.mcall.com/penn_ave/2011/12/adultry-club-endorses-gingrich.html">Reports McCalls</a>: For drivers traveling on Route 1 toward Morrisville (PA), a larger than life photo of Gingrich looms from a billboard with the message: "Faithful Republican, Unfaithful Husband.

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12.16 The Cooler

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It Just Got Incredibly Easy to Tell Congress That SOPA Sucks <a href="http://gizmodo.com/5868263/it-just-got-easier-to-tell-congress-that-sopa-sucks">[Gizmodo]</a> Donald Glover Tells Marc Maron That He Masturbates To Susan Sarandon <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/media/2011/12/donald-glover-tells-marc-maron-that-he-masturbates-to-susan-sarandon/" target="blank">[Uproxx]</a> Is Greg Oden’s Team Photo The Saddest Thing You’ve Ever Seen.


I Was Going To Put Up The Morning Links, Then I Took An Arrow In The Knee


Yeah, I get shot with arrows like 70 times a day, I don't know what happened with you.

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Bad Lip Reading’s Interpretation Of Rick Perry’s Anti-Gay Ad

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The world's a better place because <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/2cd51d335b/bad-lip-reading-rick-perry-s-strong-ad?playlist=featured_videos">this exists</a>.


TV GIFs of the Week: Rick Perry Hates Your Favorite Things, Zooey > Emily, and More

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Most shows were new last week, so we’ve got plenty of GIF fodder for this week’s post, including: crying judges, incest, Louis C.


12.12 The Cooler

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Bernice Burgos Lindsay Lohan Got Naked For Playboy Because It’s Nature [Amy Grindhouse] Babygrande Records Sued For $200,000 Over Wiz Khalifa’s “Deal or No Deal” [AHH] Toddler Shot At Rap Video Filming Dies [News One] The 10 Stupidest Characters In Street Fighter History Gamma [...].


Rick Perry Racks Up “Strong” Hate, Breaks YouTube Records

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/rick-perry">Rick Perry</a> has large shoes to fill.

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Rick Perry’s Anti-Gay Ad Is Now The Most Disliked Video In YouTube History

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"Rick Perry -- you just made the most disliked video in the history of YouTube.


A Much Better Version Of Yesterday’s Links


Way to go, Governor Goodhair, now you're a meme.


Why Is YouTube Taking Down Rick Perry Parodies?

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If you're on the Internet, you know <a href="http://www.cracked.com/">Cracked</a>.

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The Internet Loathes Rick Perry And His Anti-Gay Ad

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Well you knew this was coming: the internet -- which can be a god-awful cesspool at times but one that will often rise up against hatred, intolerance and lies -- has not taken too kindly to <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/media/2011/12/rick-perry-launches-war-on-gays-looking-like-hes-auditioning-for-the-lead-in-brokeback-mountain-ii/">Rick Perry's anti-gay ad that hit the web yesterday afternoon</a>.


And Now We Stop Making Sports Jokes And Get Dangerously Political

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"I'm not ashamed to say I'm a Christian, but unicorns are kick ass.

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