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Rick Perry Was Asked If He Opposes Anal Sex ‘Because The Peeny Goes In Where The Poopy Comes Out’

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A Rick Perry speaking engagement went horribly wrong after a student circulated explicit questions about his anti-gay stances.

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Rick Perry Was All Smiles For His Booking And Then He Got Some Ice Cream

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Texas Governor Rick Perry turned himself in on charges of abuse of power today, and he followed it up with a delicious scoop of ice cream.


Abrasive, Politically-Charged Headline

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Person From Texas Shockingly Hates New York City

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Well, it looks like I found your new favorite YouTube travel vlog: "A Texan Abroad." You're welcome.

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Pro-Adultery Website Endorses Newt Gingrich For President


Reports McCalls: For drivers traveling on Route 1 toward Morrisville (PA), a larger than life photo of Gingrich looms from a billboard with the message: "Faithful Republican, Unfaithful Husband.

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12.16 The Cooler

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It Just Got Incredibly Easy to Tell Congress That SOPA Sucks [Gizmodo] Donald Glover Tells Marc Maron That He Masturbates To Susan Sarandon [Uproxx] Is Greg Oden’s Team Photo The Saddest Thing You’ve Ever Seen.


I Was Going To Put Up The Morning Links, Then I Took An Arrow In The Knee


Yeah, I get shot with arrows like 70 times a day, I don't know what happened with you.


TV GIFs of the Week: Rick Perry Hates Your Favorite Things, Zooey > Emily, and More

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Most shows were new last week, so we’ve got plenty of GIF fodder for this week’s post, including: crying judges, incest, Louis C.


12.12 The Cooler

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Bernice Burgos Lindsay Lohan Got Naked For Playboy Because It’s Nature [Amy Grindhouse] Babygrande Records Sued For $200,000 Over Wiz Khalifa’s “Deal or No Deal” [AHH] Toddler Shot At Rap Video Filming Dies [News One] The 10 Stupidest Characters In Street Fighter History Gamma [...].

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Rick Perry’s Anti-Gay Ad Is Now The Most Disliked Video In YouTube History

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"Rick Perry -- you just made the most disliked video in the history of YouTube.


A Much Better Version Of Yesterday’s Links


Way to go, Governor Goodhair, now you're a meme.

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The Internet Loathes Rick Perry And His Anti-Gay Ad

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Well you knew this was coming: the internet -- which can be a god-awful cesspool at times but one that will often rise up against hatred, intolerance and lies -- has not taken too kindly to Rick Perry's anti-gay ad that hit the web yesterday afternoon.


And Now We Stop Making Sports Jokes And Get Dangerously Political

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"I'm not ashamed to say I'm a Christian, but unicorns are kick ass.

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