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Rick Santorum Is Announcing His Run For President With A Catchy New Country Song

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Rick Santorum's musical attempt to connect with blue collar America is HILARIOUS.

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The Duggar Molestation Case Shocks A Moronic Nation

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Is a Duggar family molestation scandal the least shocking molestation scandal in history?

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Rick Santorum Got Shut Down When He Asked To Take A Picture With ‘Modern Family’s’ Eric Stonestreet

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Rick Santorum hilariously got turned down in a request for a photo op with 'Modern Family's' Eric Stonestreet.

#STEPHEN COLBERT

Stephen Colbert Playfully Mocked All Of Rick Santorum’s Beliefs In The Weirdest Interview On TV Last Night

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National Treasure Stephen Colbert somehow manages to balance a comedy persona and legitimate journalism at once.

SOUL SURFER

Rick Santorum is trying to steal Kirk Cameron’s Jesus thunder

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One thing the fundies seem to be great at, in addition to prayin' and havin' stupid haircuts, is makin' money.

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Political Kombat ’12

Mitt Romney does battle with Herman Cain and Rick Santorum in the first episode of Slate's new animated series, which tells the story of the 2012 presidential election through Mortal Kombat-style video game fights.

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Creepy Creep Rick Santorum Just HAD To Inject Himself Into The Whole Chick-Fil-A Controversy, Naturally

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With each passing day it's becoming easier for me to come to terms with the fact that I'll probably never be able to eat at Chick-Fil-A again without hating myself a little bit for it, especially when an insufferable twat like Rick Santorum publicly aligns himself with the "EAT MOR COK" company.

#Twitter

Twitter Reacts To Rick Santorum Dropping Out Of The Presidential Race

As you may have heard, fornication-obsessed cucumber Rick Santorum suspended his presidential campaign this afternoon, ending our improbable, long, national nightmare and giving me perhaps one last chance to post the GIF above.

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Megadeth Lead Singer Dave Mustaine Comes Out As A Birther

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You may recall how a few weeks ago Megadeth frontman Dave Mustaine came out in support of hilarious cartoon villain Rick Santorum, because he did too many drugs back in the day or something.

#CONAN

Conan's Celebrity 'Why Would You Tweet That?' Bit Killed Last Night

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So that was a pretty eventful Conan last night, huh.

#MEMES

Photoshop Challenge: What's On Rick Santorum's Etch-A-Sketch?

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[via] If you haven't heard, Mitt Romney's adviser Eric Fehrnstrom compared their general election strategy to an Etch-A-Sketch ("You can kind of shake it up and restart all of over again.

#MEMES

Meme Watch: Pissed Old Guy Is Very Pissed, Very Old

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I have no way of knowing this for sure, but I'm absolutely convinced that Foster Friess -- the right-wing billionaire who's funding Rick Santorum's comic bid to repeal the 20th century -- is the person responsible for the creation of this meme.

TOO MANY SIMPSONS REFERENCES

Abrasive, Politically-Charged Headline

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Here's one for the KEEP YOUR POLITICS OUT OF MY SPORTS tag.

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Rick Santorum Wants To End The 'Pandemic' That Is Porn

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As you probably know, sex-obsessed human dildo Rick Santorum has been using his hilarious and scary presidential run as a campaign to take America back to the good old days of the middle ages.

#Facebook

Thursday Morning Links Are Well-Informed, Extremely Political

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Is the Muslim Brotherhood trying to assassinate the Emperor.

#BREAKING BAD

Therapeutic Pug Massage And Morning Links

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A nice counterpoint to the heavy stuff I wrote about yesterday.

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Rick Santorum’s Favorite Video Game: Temple Run

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Currently, a man who thinks the government has a right to put a camera in your bedroom to find out if you're gay (no, really), is in favor of heterosexual sex only to make babies, is opposed to women in combat because of the feelings of love and chivalry it might evoke in male soldiers, and is prone to dressing like a total dork has an outside shot at being chosen as the Republican nominee for President.


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