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Rick Santorum Got Shut Down When He Asked To Take A Picture With ‘Modern Family’s’ Eric Stonestreet

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Rick Santorum hilariously got turned down in a request for a photo op with 'Modern Family's' Eric Stonestreet.

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Stephen Colbert Playfully Mocked All Of Rick Santorum’s Beliefs In The Weirdest Interview On TV Last Night

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National Treasure Stephen Colbert somehow manages to balance a comedy persona and legitimate journalism at once.

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Rick Santorum adds “producing movies” to the list of things he sucks at

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Former Senator and cum fart cocktail namesake Rick Santorum was tapped, with much ballyhoo, to be CEO of a faith-based film studio called EchoLight Studios <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/06/rick-santorum-starting-faith-based-movie-studio-echolight" target="_blank">back in June</a>.

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Rick Santorum is trying to steal Kirk Cameron’s Jesus thunder

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One thing the fundies seem to be great at, in addition to prayin' and havin' stupid haircuts, is makin' money.

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Political Kombat ’12

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Mitt Romney does battle with Herman Cain and Rick Santorum in the first episode of <a href="http://www.slate.com/articles/video/political_kombat/2012/10/_2012_presidential_election_obama_romney_biden_ryan_campaigns_told_in_video_game_fights_.html" target="_blank">Slate's new animated series</a>, which tells the story of the 2012 presidential election through Mortal Kombat-style video game fights.

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Creepy Creep Rick Santorum Just HAD To Inject Himself Into The Whole Chick-Fil-A Controversy, Naturally

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With each passing day it's becoming easier for me to come to terms with the fact that I'll probably never be able to eat at Chick-Fil-A again without hating myself a little bit for it, especially when an insufferable twat like Rick Santorum publicly aligns himself with the "EAT MOR COK" company.

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Twitter Reacts To Rick Santorum Dropping Out Of The Presidential Race

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As you may have heard, fornication-obsessed cucumber <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tag/rick-santorum/">Rick Santorum</a> <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/zekejmiller/rick-santorum-to-suspend-his-campaign">suspended his presidential campaign</a> this afternoon, ending our improbable, long, national nightmare and giving me perhaps one last chance to post the GIF above.

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Megadeth Lead Singer Dave Mustaine Comes Out As A Birther

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You may recall how a few weeks ago Megadeth frontman Dave Mustaine <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/music/2012/02/megadeth-lead-singer-dave-mustaine-endorses-rick-santorum-for-president/">came out in support of hilarious cartoon villain Rick Santorum</a>, because he did too many drugs back in the day or something.

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Conan's Celebrity 'Why Would You Tweet That?' Bit Killed Last Night

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So that was a pretty eventful Conan last night, huh.

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Photoshop Challenge: What's On Rick Santorum's Etch-A-Sketch?

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[<a href="http://afternoonsnoozebutton.com/post/19689572879/rick-discovers-new-technology-thats-perverting">via</a>] If you haven't heard, Mitt Romney's adviser Eric Fehrnstrom compared their general election strategy to an Etch-A-Sketch ("You can kind of shake it up and restart all of over again.

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Meme Watch: Pissed Old Guy Is Very Pissed, Very Old

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I have no way of knowing this for sure, but I'm absolutely convinced that Foster Friess -- the right-wing billionaire who's funding Rick Santorum's comic bid to repeal the 20th century -- is the person responsible for the creation of this meme.

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Abrasive, Politically-Charged Headline

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Here's one for the KEEP YOUR POLITICS OUT OF MY SPORTS tag.

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Rick Santorum Wants To End The 'Pandemic' That Is Porn

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As you probably know, sex-obsessed human dildo Rick Santorum has been using his hilarious and scary presidential run as a campaign to take America back to the good old days of the middle ages.

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Thursday Morning Links Are Well-Informed, Extremely Political

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Is the Muslim Brotherhood trying to assassinate the Emperor.

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Therapeutic Pug Massage And Morning Links

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A nice counterpoint to the heavy stuff I wrote about yesterday.

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Rick Santorum’s Favorite Video Game: Temple Run

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Currently, a man who thinks the government has a right to put a camera in your bedroom to find out if you're gay (no, <a href="http://harrybrowne.org/articles/PrivacyRight.htm">really</a>), is in favor of heterosexual sex <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/media/2012/02/jon-stewart-returns-from-vacation-to-find-an-america-gone-mad/">only to make babies</a>, is opposed to women in combat because of <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/media/2012/02/the-daily-show-destroys-rick-santorum-over-his-opposition-to-women-in-combat/">the feelings of love and chivalry</a> it might evoke in male soldiers, and is <a href="http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/02/05/breaking-news-rick-santorum-tours-bemidji-sweater-vest-factory/">prone to dressing like a total dork</a> has an outside shot at being chosen as the Republican nominee for President.

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Megadeth Lead Singer Dave Mustaine Endorses Rick Santorum For President

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Because 80s death-metal thrash-metal bands are pretty much synonymous with evangelical Christian presidential candidates who want to <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/media/2012/02/jon-stewart-returns-from-vacation-to-find-an-america-gone-mad/">limit sex to attempts to conceive</a> and <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/media/2012/02/the-daily-show-destroys-rick-santorum-over-his-opposition-to-women-in-combat/">not allow women to fight for our country</a>, Megadeth frontman <a href="http://www.politico.com/blogs/click/2012/02/megadeth-frontman-backs-rick-santorum-114539.html">Dave Mustaine today announced that he's supporting Rick Santorum</a> candidacy for President of the United States.

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The Daily Show Destroys Rick Santorum Over His Opposition To Women In Combat

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When the Daily Show came back from its one-week hiatus, there were two things I was hoping Jon Stewart would address, both of which involved Rick Santorum: the sudden, WTF.




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