Lying

Hey, The NFL, Hire Me As Your Director Of Investigations

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A formal cover letter and resume for the NFL's consideration when hiring for the Director of Investigations position

PEYTON MANNING

Cyborg Peyton Manning Capable Of Emotion, Sends Heartfelt Birthday Present To Family Of Slain Teen

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Peyton Manning sends a heartwarming birthday gift to the family of a teenaged fan who was slain in a drunk driving accident.

#allrightsportsfans

Raiders Fans: Raiders Will Win The Super Bowl, And Yes, We Will Bet Actual Real-Life Money On It

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In one of the most sure-fire bets in history, Raiders fans have come out in droves to wager that their team will win Super Bowl 50.

smash mouth football

Smash Mouth Football: A Timeline

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Let's look back to the mid '90s and remember this beautiful, short-lived phenomenon in sports.

ballghazi

Robert Kraft, Shivering With Anticipation, Accepts Roger Goodell’s “Punishment”

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Robert Kraft will reportedly submit to Goodell's punishments over Ballghazi. His sexy, sexy punishments.

Wrasslin'

PSA: Sting’s Son Is Trying Out For The Kansas City Chiefs, Is Your New Favorite Player

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Sting's son James Borden Jr. is trying to suplex his way into the NFL. Don't worry. That's the only wrestling pun I'll make.

Fun With Mock Drafts

KSK Mock Draft: Sports Schadenfreude Moments

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Nothing's more fun than laughing at the misfortune of others. Especially when it involves teams like The New England Patriots.

ballghazi

Place Ya Bets: Goodell’s Ineffectual Punishment For Tom Brady And The Patriots’ Active Involvement In #BALLGHAZI

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Tom Brady and the New England Patriots deflated game balls in the Super Bowl on purpose. What meaningless punishment will Goodell dole out?

Komments of the Week

KOMMENTARIAT KOMMENTS OF THE WEEK: APRIL 28TH — MAY 5

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Honoring the best and the brightest komments from the past week, and also get well soon, Trevor!

JOE NAMATH

Joe Namath Gave An Important Interview About Brain Health And We’re All Focusing On The Wrong Part

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Joe Namath revealed that he was part of a seven-month procedure that restored brain function to cells damaged by playing football.

today in maybe not everything sucks all the time

Former Falcons Player Forced To Choose Between Homelessness And Trying Out For The New York Jets

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Donte Rumph has the nightmare scenario of remaining camped outside the Falcons facility or taking the Jets up on their offer to try out for their team.

robotsfightingdinosaurs

The KSK Guide To The 2015 NFL Matchups You Won’t Want To Miss!

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It's been a long wait, sports fans, but at long last the NFL regular season schedule has finally been released!

robotsfightingdinosaurs

Constructing An NFL Roster (That Doesn’t Suck) Out Of Pokémon

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I think you'll find that this team is the very best. Like no team ever was.

TATTOOS

The KSK Guide To Getting A Tattoo If You Are A Professional Athlete

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Running back Stevan Ridley got a Jets tattoo after signing a one-year deal with the team. He might regret that.

#JOHN OLIVER

This Week In F**k You: April Fools’ Day Haters

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The problem is not with April Fools' Day. The problem is with unfunny pranks.

roger goodell

NFL Solves All Its Problems By Punishing The Atlanta Falcons For Piping In Crowd Noise

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The NFL has finally, mercifully, solved the largest problem facing the league today: teams piping in fake crowd noise.


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