ABBY WAMBACH

Celebrate 20 Years Of ‘This Is SportsCenter’ With The Campaign’s Funniest Commercials

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'This is SportsCenter' was created 20 years ago to bring ESPN's top show into the mainstream, and it's as relevant and funny as ever.

AWFUL COVERS

Everything Is Now Officially Sports Related

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In talking with a friend of mine yesterday, after news broke that Mindy McCready had killed herself, he asked, “Who the f*ck is Mindy McCready.

BARRY BONDS

The 2013 Baseball Hall Of Fame Votes Are In

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Today is the day when we find out who'll be the next legendary superstar elected into Baseball's Hall Of Fame.

Baseball

Sports On TV: The Simpsons’ 20 Greatest Golden Age Sports Moments

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It's impossible to overstate the brilliance and cultural impact of 'The Simpsons'.

I'M BROKE BRO

Roger Clemens Is On His Way To Being The New Jose Canseco

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Just two days after I hosted my 2-month anniversary celebration for his acquittal – including jalapeno poppers.

ALBERT PUJOLS

10 Amazing Predictions For This Week In Sports

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Welcome to a new weekly feature that we’ll be running in which we make a bunch of predictions about the upcoming week in sports.

Baseball

Shocking: Lawyers Are Taking Their Sweet Ass Time With Roger Clemens

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Back in 2008, former Boston Red Sox, Toronto Blue Jays, Houston Astros and New York Yankees pitcher Roger Clemens might have lied to a U.

CARROT TOP

Toby Keith’s ‘Red Solo Cup’ Is Impossibly Delightful

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If someone would have told me last week that I'd be posting a Toby Keith video on UPROXX this week I'd have laughed in their face.

BOOKER T

Iowa’s Leading Receiver Is A Kingpin?

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Iowa City police officers were conducting an investigation on 21-year old Brady Johnson near the University of Iowa this week when they uncovered quite the Hawkeyes football scandal.

CONGRESS

Roger Clemens Doesn’t Really Get It

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Since being indicted last week on charges of perjury and obstruction, among other felonies, Roger Clemens has been feverishly denying the allegations that he ever used performance-enhancing drugs and especially that he lied to Congress.

CONGRESS IS AS SMART AS YOU THOUGHT

Roger Clemens Is A Liar, Pants On Fire

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Remember when Roger Clemens swore up and down in front of the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform that he had never taken steroids or used performance-enhancing drugs while playing professional baseball.

ANDY PETTITTE

SAUSAGE FESTS NEVER SOUNDED SO BAD

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Roger Clemens, Andy Pettitte and David Carr <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/ModernTube-Roger-Clemens-takes-his-meat-to-the-?urn=mlb,90430" target="_blank">recorded a few commercials</a> when the three played in Houston and two of them still had careers.

ANDY RODDICK

ROGER CLEMENS IS DOING GREAT

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Today Page Six claims that Roger Clemens is <a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/06182008/gossip/pagesix/used_car_dealer_115956.htm" target="_blank">selling his belongings</a> in order to help pay for all his legal bills.

CHICAGO WHITE SOX

ST. ANDREW’S NET: TOP HAT THEATRE

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"Saint Andrew's Net" is With Leather's daily link dump, written by the bane of respectable journos and scrupulous primates alike, Michael Tunison.

JOHN DALY

CLEMENS F’D ANYTHING THAT MOVED

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In between being married and producing four offspring with names that begin with "K," Roger Clemens sank his pork-sword to the hilt into whichever homo sapiens vagina happened to be closest and least likely to run away.

MLB

CLEMENS DEFINITELY BANGED MINDY MCCREADY

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Yesterday the New York Daily News revealed that former MLB ace Roger Clemens had a <a href="http://withleather.com/post.phtml?pk=5606">ten-year affair with country star Mindy McCready</a> that began when she was 15 and he was 28, married, and the father of two.

assholes

ROGER CLEMENS IS A SWELL GUY

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According to the New York Daily News, future Hall of Fame pitcher Roger Clemens <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/yankees/2008/04/27/2008-04-27_sources_roger_clemens_had_10year_fling_w.html?page=0" target="_blank">had a ten-year affair with country star Mindy McCready</a>.


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