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ST. ANDREW’S NET: TOP HAT THEATRE

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"Saint Andrew's Net" is With Leather's daily link dump, written by the bane of respectable journos and scrupulous primates alike, Michael Tunison.

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CLEMENS F’D ANYTHING THAT MOVED

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In between being married and producing four offspring with names that begin with "K," Roger Clemens sank his pork-sword to the hilt into whichever homo sapiens vagina happened to be closest and least likely to run away.

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CLEMENS DEFINITELY BANGED MINDY MCCREADY

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Yesterday the New York Daily News revealed that former MLB ace Roger Clemens had a ten-year affair with country star Mindy McCready that began when she was 15 and he was 28, married, and the father of two.

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ROGER CLEMENS IS A SWELL GUY

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According to the New York Daily News, future Hall of Fame pitcher Roger Clemens had a ten-year affair with country star Mindy McCready.

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ROGER CLEMENS WROTE A PLAY

Move over Edward Albee: I hope this stirring drama is well-received on Broadway because I'd love to see Roger Clemens at the Tony Awards.

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CLEMENS KINDA MISREMEMBERS TOO

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Recall how Roger Clemens disputed Brian McNamee's assertion that Clemens attended Jose Canseco's party - "I wasn't there having huddled up with somebody trying to do a drug deal.

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CLEMENS, CANSECO WIVES COMPARED BOOBS

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I'd like to take this opportunity to say "you're welcome" for not covering Roger Clemens's appearance on Capitol Hill yesterday.

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McNAMEE INJECTED CLEMENS’ WIFE?

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Roger Clemens' former trainer Brian McNamee is informing on people faster than Henry Hill at the end of Goodfellas:McNamee added a new name to the list of people he says he injected with drugs: Debbie Clemens.

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ROGER CLEMENS ADMITS TO STEROID USE

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I think I've done a pretty terrific job of ignoring the Roger Clemens on 60 Minutes bullshit, but this was too good for me to pass up.

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THOSE CLOWNS IN CONGRESS ARE AT IT AGAIN

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The House Oversight Committee has invited Roger Clemens, Andy Pettitte and Brian McNamee, the former Yankees' trainer who claims to have injected Clemens with steroids and HGH, to appear on January 16 to testify on the Congressional investigation of the Mitchell Report.

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VIDEO EVIDENCE OF CLEMENS ‘ROID RAGE

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Super-robot tipster Rodimus Prime sent in this SportsCenter commercial from 1995 (.

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STEROID USERS AGAINST TOBACCO

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Like anyone else who enjoys baseball, I haven't liked Roger Clemens for at least the last 15 years or so.

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THE YANKEES GOT SWEPT

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Roger Clemens took the loss in the New York's 4-3 defeat against the Rockies, and the Yankees were swept out of Coors Field in their first visit since a record-setting slugfest (41 runs) in 2002.

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ROGER CLEMENS HATES CHEWING TOBACCO

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So, Roger Clemens is against cancer, eh.

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ROGER CLEMENS TO UNRETIRE AGAIN

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If you did not see this coming, then the sunrise must be a daily moment of wonderment for you.

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Some More People Disagree With Jason Grimsley

Stories like this make me hate sports a little bit.

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Grimsley Squeals: Everyone Does Drugs

According to a Los Angeles Times report, former MLB pitcher Jason Grimsley named Roger Clemens, Andy Pettite, Miguel Tejada, and other, less important players as users of performance-enhancing drugs.


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