TENNIS

NOVAK DJOKOVIC IS A DAINTY LITTLE FLOWER

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The men's tennis world has finally been united under a common belief: Novak Djokovic is a gaping vagina.

ROGER FEDERER

FEDERER SUITE TOO GOOD FOR FEDERER

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Roger Federer probably wasn't too thrilled to lose his first match following his defeat in the Wimbledon final to an unseeded opponent in the first round of the Rogers Open earlier this week.

Wimbledon

PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE WATCHED THAT

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Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal are the only two male tennis players on Earth that are worth watching, and yesterday they met in the Wimbledon final for the third consecutive year, with <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/ten/news;_ylt=AjvvsXjZ9FCGCT6uDF2bEBs5nYcB?slug=ap-wimbledon&prov=ap&type=lgns" target="_blank">Nadal upsetting Federer's quest</a> to be the first man to win six straight championships there.

Wimbledon

NICE CARDIGAN, DOUCHEBAG

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I didn't get a chance to cover this yesterday, but Roger Federer showed up on the first day of Wimbledon wearing a Nike-made cardigan that may be the single douche-iest thing on a tennis court since he wore his white blazer with four rackets to honor his number of Wimbledon victories last year.

TENNIS

ROGER FEDERER IS A COLOSSAL FAILURE

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Roger Federer <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/tennis/aus08/news/story?id=3213719" target="_blank">was upset in the semifinals</a> of the Australian Open this morning, except in Australia it's already tonight.

TENNIS

BRAD PITT TO PLAY ROGER FEDERER ON FILM?

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Roger Federer <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071109/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_tennis_men_masters_federer;_ylt=An302T9ebOjMqDtoIulFLzPtiBIF" title="Yahoo" target="_blank">won a shave-off yesterday in where else but Shanghai</a>: Appearing at a publicity event for a vibrating razor, Federer demonstrated his skills with a blade to 1,000 youths at a Chinese coming of age ceremony.

TENNIS

TIGER AND FEDERER DID WHAT THEY DO

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BFFs Tiger Woods and Roger Federer were their usual selves yesterday, winning whatever golf and tennis tournaments were going on.

TENNIS

ROGER FEDERER IS A MACHINE

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Andy Roddick showed up to play last night at the U.

TENNIS

RAFAEL NADAL IS GOOD ON CLAY

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Rafael Nadal defeated Roger Federer in four sets for his <a href="http://edition.cnn.com/2007/SPORT/06/10/france.nadal/" target="_blank">third consecutive French Open title</a> yesterday, making him the first player since Bjorn Borg to win three straight titles Roland Garros.

#NFL

TONY DUNGY IS INFLUENTIAL

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Time Magazine named Indianapolis Colts coach/homophobe Tony Dungy to its annual list of the 100 most influential people in the world, while heavy hitters like President George Bush and Will Leitch were passed over.

TENNIS

HOW TO MAKE MEN’S TENNIS EXCITING

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Roger Federer has won four consecutive Wimbledons; Rafael Nadal, two straight French Opens.

TENNIS

ROGER FEDERER IS A BOND VILLAIN

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I've been saying for years that Roger Federer looks exactly like the villain in a James Bond movie: the close-set dark eyes, the unconvincing smile, the faint hint of a German accent.

TENNIS

GOLF AND TENNIS ARE PREDICTABLE

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Tiger Woods <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=2746527" target="_blank">won the Buick</a> Invitational, his 11th seventh straight PGA Tour win.

TENNIS

NICOLE VAIDISOVA’S CROTCH IS WARM, SAFE

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I feel somewhat obligated to mention that there's tennis being played on a grand stage.


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