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Great News, Saints Fans: Your State Lawmakers Are Going After The NFL

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Trust me, folks – I hate talking any level of politics on this here sports humor blog, but sometimes I just can’t help but slap my forehead at the time management of our great nation’s elected officials.

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The NFL Is Giving A-Hole Fans A Second Chance

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For the past two years, the NFL has apparently been sending undercover rival fans into stadiums to goad home fans into starting fights so Roger Goodell and his army of peacekeepers could weed out the sh*tty fans.

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The Craziest 10 Minutes In NFL History

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Ok, that title is a stretch, but what happened yesterday over the course of 10 minutes in the National Football League was a chain of events so awesome, it still doesn't seem real.

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Sources: NFL Still A Total Butt

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As has been extensively documented, the 2010 NFL season was played without a salary cap because the owners chose to opt out of the collective bargaining agreement that was in place at the time.

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Because The NFL Really Needs 34 Teams

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Despite not having the best of track records and a history of disagreements between the league, teams and city, Los Angeles is going to have another NFL team soon enough.

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The Oakland Raiders Are Doing It Wrong And 4 Other Thoughts From This Weekend

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Each week during the NFL season, I’ll be slinging my random, sometimes nonsensical thoughts about what’s going down.

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Impermissible Tattoos Worse Than Beating Your Girlfriend, Says NFL

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It looks like Terrelle Pryor is going to be making that face for while.

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James Harrison Should Just Stick His Sorrys In A Sack, Mister

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Now that the NFL is back in full swing, Pittsburgh Steelers linebacker James Harrison has, as expected, increased his PR efforts in regard to his recent interview with Men's Journal, a magazine that I once had in my bathroom because I received four free issues.

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James Harrison Apologizes, Wants To Remain A Steeler

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Pittsburgh Steelers linebacker James Harrison issued a statement on Facebook yesterday, looking to put out a few of the fires created by his Men's Journal interview which ripped his teammates, the league & specifically Commissioner Goodell.

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James Harrison’s Hole Gets Deeper

According to Drew Brees, the NFL Lockout is almost over.

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The James Harrison Vs. Roger Goodell War Wages On

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Since their victory over the Patriots in last season's divisional round, the New York Jets' Bart Scott assumed the title as the NFL's most entertaining linebacker with his comical and intimidating slogan "Can't wait!" James Harrison, football's public enemy #1, may not have had a defining quote in his interview with Men's Journal.

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You People Are Guests in Kevin Costner’s Corn

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Funny or Die has a knack for cramming as many celebrities as possible into three minute video, and today they've outdone themselves -- watch in amazement has Ray Liotta, Kevin Costner, Dennis Haysbert, the Were-llama from Twilight and half of professional football bring you a Lockout-flavored sequel to the greatest baseball movie of all time, Field of Dreams.

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Today In Sports: Nothing

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I just got back from the airport, and this is the post I keep behind the glass that reads IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK OPEN, so here we are.

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No Deal, NFLPA Decertifies

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UPDATE: NFLPA Decertified.

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NFL: 18-Game Season Off The Table

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As the NFL holds America's sports pages hostage for the second consecutive week, one big development in the collective bargaining negotiations between the league and its players has come to light: there will not be an 18-game regular season on the horizon.

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NFL Negotiations: Where We Are And Why You Shouldn’t Care

I just taped a podcast with Brad Jackson at The New Ledger discussing the NFL's labor negotiations with its players and the probability of a lockout, replacement players, and an 18-game season.

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Roger Goodell Would Buy That For A Dollar

NFL commissioner Roger Goodell announced earlier this week that he would give himself a pay cut in the event of a lockout.

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Doling Out Fines All Week Can Give You An Appetite

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Yes, yes, we know that it's Carl Johnson and Merton Hanks that handle the NFL's "disciplinary" issues; we know our way around the 17th floor of 280 Park better than most.

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Hot Reporter Upset About Being Hot

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SEXY UPDATE: For those of you that missed the gallery, enjoy.


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