9.5 The Cooler

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Cassandra Nunez The Benefits Of An Ugly Wife [AskMen] Judge: Prince Should Pay $4M in NY Perfume Lawsuit [AP] The NFL Is Back, and So Are Cheerleaders [KSK] Ron Artest Guarantees Lakers Title in 2012 [Slam] Lil B, Soulja Boy, & Twitter [Tony Grands] The PC [...].


Morning Links: Gina Carano, Colons


Every link in the "sports" section has a colon in it, so please enjoy the visual from this morning's links title.


The NBA Lockout Report: Ron Artest To Play In Britain Next Year

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Stop me if y’all have heard this one before: <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/ron-artest">Ron Artest</a> did something totally out of left field, something no one expected.


8.9 The Cooler

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Sidney Lauren Celine Dion Destroys Ron Artest's Fragile World [With Leather] The Watch The Throne Samples [HHIR] Justin Timberlake Says NSYNC Was A Non-Factor [Bark+Bite] That Morning Smoke Is Probably Going to Kill You [Gawker] Car Takes Out Cop, Cop Takes Down Driver [Don Chavez] 10 [...].


8.2 The Cooler

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Nichelle D Apple's iCloud Beta is Now Open [Gizmodo] From Zero To The VMAs [Grantland] Roy Ayers Talks Hip Hop Sampling and Musical Longevity [Out Da Box] The Oracle Has His Eyes On You Vince Young [ETSF] A Skateboard Eye’s View of NYC [Animal] The 12 [...].


The Old Spice Guy Is Fixing The NBA


Now that the NFL Lockout is over, we can turn our collective sighs of disapproval and general malaise completely toward the NBA Lockout (unless you have a real hard-on for chastising MLB officiating).


Metta World Comedy


From <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/writers/sam_amick/07/19/ron.artest.qa/index.html#ixzz1Sa97CuIR">Sports Illustrated</a>: “I get most of my jokes in the bathroom.


7.13 The Cooler

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Kianna Nana Lynae Netflix Boosts Prices By 60 Percent <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702304584404576442231619018422.html">[WSJ]</a> Meme Watch: The Zuckerberg Note Pass Is the Meme That Keeps on Giving <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2011/07/meme-watch-the-zuckerberg-note-pass-is-the-meme-that-keeps-on-giving/" target="blank">[Uproxx]</a> First Preview Of George Lucas’ Tuskegee Airmen Film <a href="http://blogs.indiewire.com/shadowandact/archives/first_preview_of_george_lucas_tuskegee_airmen_film_scheduled_for_july_29_in/">[Indie Wire]</a> What Shall We Name The Nation's 51st State.


Ron Artest To London, Dwyane Wade To KFC, Dwight Howard To Plank

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It has been 11 days since the NBA’s team owners voted unanimously to lock out the league’s players while a new Collective Bargaining Agreement is negotiated, but that hasn’t stopped the players from moving on with their lives, professionally and personally.

Two And A Half Men

6.29 The Cooler

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<a href="http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/06/28/los-angeles-gives-students-a-break-on-homework/"> Xianne Los Angeles Schools Shift Away From Homework <a href="http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/06/28/los-angeles-gives-students-a-break-on-homework/">[Time]</a> How To Make The Perfect Burger <a href="http://www.washingtonian.com/blogarticles/20003.html">[Best Bites]</a> MySpace To Be Sold for Scrap <a href="http://gawker.com/5816283/myspace-to-be-sold-for-scrap">[Gawker]</a> Ron Artest To Play In Finland.

#Star Trek

Pluckers Presents the Morning Links

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I spent my weekend watching Minor League Baseball and attending an independently-promoted women's professional wrestling tournament, and since those are the two things I love nobody else in the world wants to read about, here are links to other things.


And We Shall Now Call Ron Artest By His New Name, Metta World Peace

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In just another day in the wacky world of <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/ron-artest">Ron Ron</a>, Artest would now prefer to be called Metta World Peace.


Ron Artest Is Saving The World


We're usually quick to make fun of athletes who get reality shows because, well, they're usually terrible.


5.26 The Cooler

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Haydee Zimmerman Jennifer Lopez Shakes Her Ass On "Idol" [Gunaxin] Counting Down The 10 Best Teenage Emcees Of All Time [TWV] Lindsay Lohan A Reborn Christian, Shows Boobs (NSFW) [CelebJihad] Beyoncé's 4 Album Cover & Track List [HHNM] Stop Comparing Dirk Nowitzki to Larry Bird [...].


Morning Links: People Who Play Sports are Ruining Sports

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Morning Links posts encourage fellowship amongst bloggers.


Don’t Expect To See Ron Artest In Game 3

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/?p=189691"> A week after receiving the honor of the <a href="http://www.danpatrick.com/2011/05/03/ron-artest-talks-about-playoffs-citizenship-award/">NBA's most polite individual</a> (the citizenship award), Ron Artest allowed his frustrations, and probably the Lakers' as a whole, to get the best of him.

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