This Weekend May Be One Of The Greatest In The History Of Sports. So Relish It!

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This weekend features five game 7s, the Kentucky Derby and a Floyd Mayweather fight. Don't even think about going outside.


EVERYONE PANIC: We, As A People, May Be Running Out Of Velveeta Cheese

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Excuse me while I run to Walmart to purchase every two lb. block of Velveeta I can get my hands on.

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