AZHARUDDIN ISMAIL

SLUMDOG KIDS ARE CUTTING CLASS

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(Look at that beauty mark, she's a dead ringer for Marilyn Monroe.

AZHARUDDIN ISMAIL

SLUMPUPPY LIKES LIVING IN A HOUSE

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(Yo, dawg, we heard you like walls so we put walls in your house) India treats their national treasures so well that Slumdog Millionaire actor Azharrudin Ismail recently moved into an apartment foreigners had to buy him just <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/slumdog-rubina-ali-house-demolished" target="_blank">months after</a> the Indian government knocked his house down and kicked him into an open sewer like a piece of garbage.

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JESUS EFFING CHRIST…

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The thing about photojournalism is that you can tell something bad has happened when you see a picture of a child's toy covered in rubble.

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SLUMDOG NEWS: GRR, THIRD-WORLD CAT FIGHT!

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In the wake of <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/slumdog-actors-dad-tries-to-sell-her" target="_blank">yesterday’s believable but sketchy-sounding report</a> that Slumdog actress Rubina Ali’s father was trying to sell her, Indian police say they’ve launched a probe into the matter.

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SLUMDOG ACTOR’S DAD TRIES TO SELL HER

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Slumdog Millionaire actor Azharrudin Mohammed famously <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/02/slumdog-actor-beaten-by-father" target="_blank">got slapped around by his father a while back</a>, but that's nothing compared to Rubina Ali's dad, who literally tried to sell his daughter to the highest bidder.

AZHARUDDIN ISMAIL

FILMMAKERS BUYING HOUSES FOR SLUMPUPPIES

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Slumdog Millionaire director Danny Boyle and producer Christian Colson recently told the press that their <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/02/slumdog-actors-werent-paid-that-much" target="_blank">youngest and poorest stars</a>, Azharuddin Mohammed Ismail and Rubina Ali, will be moved into apartments worth about $29,000.

AZHARUDDIN ISMAIL

AWWW…

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Following the Oscars on Sunday, the <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/02/slumdog-millionaire-child-actors-attend-oscars">slumpuppies</a> took their adorable U.

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SLUMPUPPIES WILL GO TO THE OSCARS

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All nine actors who play the three main characters in Slumdog Millionaire will be attending the Oscars, even the two youngest ones, whom <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/02/slumdog-actors-werent-paid-that-much" target="_blank">some have alleged were mistreated by the filmmakers</a>.

AZHARUDDIN ISMAIL

SLUMDOG ACTORS WEREN’T PAID THAT MUCH

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Finally, a Slumdog Millionaire controversy more substantive than <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=9364" target="_blank">idiots whining about the title</a>.


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