RUSLAN CASEY

Meet Ruslan Casey, The Jadeveon Clowney Of Rugby (And The Morning Links)

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I'm sure every rugby hit is the hardest rugby hit ever, but I'm officially giving the title of Rugby Jadeveon Clowney to St.

WOMENS RUGBY

The Rules Of Rugby, As Explained By Semi-Naked, Oiled-Up Ladies

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These are supposedly the rules of rugby, but they're all wrong.

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Boom, Rugby Headshot

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The following hilariously-accurate, beer-spilling headshot took place on Tuesday at a rugby game.

WARRINGTON WOLVES

Playing Rugby With A Ruptured Testicle And Then Joking About It? That’s Grizzled

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I have a running list of types of injuries that just sound horrible to me, and right at the top is a ruptured testicle.

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Rugby Spectator Headshot

A rugby spectator gets drilled in the head as he comes out of the tunnel after retrieving some drinks.

TENDAI MTAWARIRA

The Only Guy Who Can Run Your Underwear Up A Flagpole Without Removing Them

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Zimbabwean-born rugby union player Tendai Mtawarira is nicknamed "Beast", and if you need validation of that nickname please consult this clip of him hoisting Sharks teammate Anton Bresler into the air to make a catch, then holding him there by his shorts so he doesn't fall over backwards.

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Jharal Yow Yeh's Horrifying Ankle Injury: At Least Your Monday Will Be Better Than His

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Jharal Yow Yeh: the Brisbane Broncos player who gets injured in this video, and the noise you make when you land wrong and snap your ankle so badly that a sock is the only thing keeping us from seeing your leg guts.

RUGBY

Peter Dinklage name-dropped a dwarf-tossing victim at Golden Globes

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When Peter Dinklage collected his well-deserved Golden Globe for his work on Game of Thrones, after taking the stage (I still say he should've walked along the tops of everyone's heads like Crocodile Dundee), he mentioned "a gentleman in England I’m thinking about, Martin Henderson.

RUGBY

The Logistics Of Having A Gay Stroke

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I need you to understand that headline.

RUGBY

And Rugby Is Now The Greatest Sport Ever

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If anyone ever complained that we don’t feature enough rugby stories here, I would explain that it’s because we don’t get rugby and therefore don’t like writing about it.

RUGBY

The Fight To See Which Team Is Manly

Anderson Silva defeated Yushin Okami at UFC 134 without even really trying, but the weekend's best fight took place in Australia on Friday night between the Melbourne Storm and the Manly-Warringah Sea Eagles.

RUGBY

White Men Can’t Jump

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Rugby Australian Rules Football is the most awesome thing in the world that I know nothing about.

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Rugby Is Violent. Who Knew?

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I'm not going to pretend to know the first thing about rugby.

RUGBY

Mickey Rourke Removing Front Teeth to Play Gay Rugby Player

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A while back, I brought you the news that Mickey Rourke was interested in playing openly gay Welsh rugby player Gareth Thomas.

WIENER CRICKET

Mickey Rourke Plays Gay Rugby, Hugh Jackman Wiener Cricket

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Mickey Rourke, FilmDrunk Magazine's awesomest man alive, announced recently on a British chat show plans to star in a biopic about gay rugby player Gareth Thomas.

WOMENS RUGBY

Hot Rugby Girls Have The Right Idea

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Old Boys University is not actually a college, despite what I would think when trying not to care about it, but it is in fact a rugby union club in the Wellington Rugby Football Union in New Zealand.

RUGBY

Rugby Rookies Soil Team's Good Name

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With baseball’s steroid scandals still occupying the news in America, Australia is also reeling from shameful news about its national pastime as well.

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Rugby Player Cared Too Much About Rugby, Not Enough About Testicles

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You all might know about the New Zealand national rugby team that goes by the 'All-Blacks', who are mostly famous because of their famous Haka dance where they all get in position at pre-game and perform a feral version of those dances Danzel Washington made his team do in Remember the Titans that are meant to intimidate opponents and receive lots of hits on the internet.


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